Judge — July 20, 1889 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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TWO INVITATIONS, May writes: 1 come TM tell you now 5 bring, and thea of course co Make such additions as scem fit. 1 ope you'll eome to stay. Well, dear, to be effective here, where color is the rage, One should adopt some quiet tint: ‘soft gray would suit your age I mean your youth: but’ then the shade is difficult to gauge. T’ve chosen black, and stick to it, Just ‘once 1 thought I'd dare T wore flame-color, and you should have seen them stare, A change. ‘Of course my arms and neck were bare. Lspecially the men, Still, as T said, the quieter the dress the more it makes ‘One'seem a contrast to the throng, and that’s the thing that takes; ‘And that's just what we're playing, for—our very highest stakes. But bring your nicest underwear, These rocks are very steep, And sometimes, in the climbing, one is apt to jump and leap ; ‘So have your flouncings all of lace and extra tine and deep. brilliant as you choose. ing, and shine out against the blues ound if one the term can use. He lavish, dear, in parasols, ‘They make the picture’ And grays of ocean back; “The place is very full this year ; the faces all scem new The men are simply sAlendli, and there's plenty of them, ton, Tknow that is the box inducement can offer yo, So come ; we'll have no end of fun, He's camping out at Wildwood glen. To ask your Frank to join him. W Dear boy, come up and stretch yourself Get out bf that infernal rut. It'makes a To'think what Fve lots of things to “There's too much w And bring the oldest | Xe up and breathe some ait, the city there. ‘we live all year, pean ell you, but Tcan't keep on the 1d, and sky, and breeze—come is you have—the very oldest, oLerre (the first assistant organist) — L ain't goin’ 1° sce th’ business suffer just ‘cause A VALUABLE HENCHMAN. HUM OF THE COURT. A WOMAN recently hanged had only one regret, It was this—that she VERYBODY will be glad to hear that Robert Garrett is improving as to his upper stor ‘OLA WILL ha sassination of the proprictis five murder TER of the long sum- mer rest is the same as Bridget’s “TL get so tired says Bridget. when there is a pus murder the ques= tion is not, * Who was the woman?” but “ Who was the Irishman? TENNYSON is to have $1,000 for a new poem, It may be a good or a bad poem; and that, Mr. Shakespeare, is precisely what there is in a name, A EADY BATHER at Long Branch who failed to put on her breast-pin caught such a severe cold that she didn't recover from it in some days. ‘DID EVE TALK French?" asks an exchange. It not recorded, we believe, that E talked anything; and perhaps that is the most curious thing in biblical history. A EADY in Syracuse found a five- dollar gold piece in an orange. ‘The writer would have made it a twenty-dollar gold piece, but it was too small an orange. ROYALTY IS NICE in some re- spects; but the man who isn’t royal can have the privilege of mar- rying somebody's cousin besides his own, and so providing against the royal article of idiocy. His RNSLAVER (ear JACK (not contente THs ENSLAVER —"* He sant you to make our calve s next novel, to say nothing of his couldn't survive ARL OF FIFE will be the rope TIS WELL men who rid vide the vehicles, THE PEOPL IN DEMAND. Jack —* I'm going back to business to \orrow. 30 feclingly in connection with the subject, you know,” Are you sorry?" nic to-morrow, and T did so ‘om has spoken of you ind the notoriety in order to go The men who walk of Charleston are McDowd with some of the virtue Id Brindisi's heen a good friend of ful the st ry lonesom n occasionally repe his little toots with his ulking del c the re the men who pro- nd chief of them is a belief in the right to shoot a man in the back by way of self-defense. REMARK BY AN actress on the day of her marriage—" We won't begin to discuss the divorce until next week, will we, dear?” BEN BUTLER sa change places with the highest official in this country. But the highest official needn't feel sensi- tive. Perhaps he wouldn't change places with Ben Butler. SIMON CAMERON regretted that his son Don didn’t have to begin life without money, as his father did; and that’s where most fathers and sons are more lucky than the Camerons, notwithstand- ing their wealth. sey Davct cannot mar- ry a beggar,” said the rich old man to the poor young appli- “Let us look at precedent, was the respectful reply. * Your daughter's mother tried the experi- ment and succeeded admirably. HORSE SENSE, according to the Washington ost, is typified in the fact that the horse never his own tail, ‘That's first- and horse sense in the man is shown in the facts that if he is bald-headed he hair, and he never kicks out with his hind legs, he wouldn't ‘t cut his own comicbooks.com