Judge — July 20, 1889 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE HEART'S ALLEY. HEN we spooned, ‘way back in ‘sixty, at the springs, And my story of distraction I un- rolled: Tove was bold. T met her only Tuesday at the beach ‘sa matron naw, and rolls. in shiny gold. When T talked of times gone by, With a twinkle in her eye She remarked," Oh, yes ; huw nicely Tave got bowled.” pa HIS HONOR TOUCHED. —"Mr, Slivers, your testimony is ve so much in ambiguities. aler)—" Yer honor, 1 denounce the impli- ambiguity in my life. All my hosses is difficult to be under- cation, 1 never owned thoroughbreds.” ONE WAY OF PUTTING IT OUBY had never seen the moon Vefore when it was in its first quarter, Look!" he said to his nurse. xl has broken his lamp-shade.” A SONG FOR SUMMER RESORTS. were mate to flirt, With other hearts in tune. Hands were made to hold, Arms were mate GOOD ONE ON BOSTON. ‘OT, a Chicago girl, en route to urope with her mother, drives ng to her hotel. why in the world through Boston g Tot —* Mamn doesn't that stupid driver go through the streets, instead of up the al- leys?" AN UNAPPRECIATED CROOK. Mrs, CAUGULAN (tohose cousin has sent her a Directoire parasol) —'* Well, well, look 'r thot now! Sure, it might be good t’ catch shape on th’ put a Har-rlem goat wud knock it t* shplinthers wid wan kick.” THE RULE THAT N A POLICE COURT. Magistrate—* This is here for having been found in a bi Prisoner —"Nour honor, | am no drunkard.” (Then assuming a tragic tone) —“I drink only to forget.” Magistrate "That may be, but you never forget to drink.” WORKED BOTH WAYS. ave been brought UP AND DOWN. * said old Jinks to the tailor, “in reference to the letter pout the way my son has treated you. I guess you will find right in the future, because he has promised me to settle down.” wat doesn’t interest me." replied the ; “Twant him to set- tle up.” him 4 “SO RUNS THE WORLD AWAY.” Mrs. de Hunter —" How is dear little Flossinella?” Almost heart-broken; the er‘fe bow at her throat is so unbecoming to her that her sensitive nature can scarcely endure it. But Rover, her half-brother, died last week, and she mu it the two W Mrs, la Pointer s, you kno PETITE AM LITTLE ove thee not T know mot if it be thy slender form, Thine envied race, or daintiness, or what— Enough to know she doth not grant thy charm, Vet, let ber ra My lips have indeed, we will not hear nor heed. Nor foolish prejudice our joys shall mar, Oh, petite reine !—my FULLY PREOCCUPIED. SIR. BJONES called on me this afternoon,” remarked Cora, “and 1 was surprised to find him such a very reserved young man. t's no wonder he seemed. re- returned Miss Snyder. “Why, he’s engaged to at least three different young ladies.” IIs o' Conne- AN ASSISTED RESCUE. Live-save you're all right. Hine and Vl ge ashore for i U Hang right on to the PRorrssor Skint (late of Barnnn siren) —" Sipose V'm goin’ ter stay in th’ water an’ freeze myself? Not much,” comicbooks.com