Judge — July 13, 1889 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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JUD PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. Publisher “alt: ANKE Ret Department» "Basuniny Graces ‘alton ‘i. Guarony TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS, NITED STATES AND CANADA, IN ADVANCE, One copy, one year. or s2 numbers = $4.00 One copy, six months, or 26 num! 200 One copy’ f eo IPTIONS—Toatl for- $5 a year THe Juvoe PuBLisHING COMPANY (Jupcr Burr Cor. Fifth Ave. and 16th St, Now York. )s The Jooun ie for tale ut Brentano's, 17 Avenue de LOpera, Parts, and ut Prentane's, 1 cheaper rates than any other London, t a fire-cracker, and has she had enough of it? Dp POLLY w: A PROHIBITIONIST is a man who cuts off his Repu spite his Democratic counte! FORTY-TWO STARS in that flag hereafter, and Canada and the Cen- tral and South American states yet to send their returns and swell the majority. . EIS A FINE MAN who won't t matter of principle bor- rows his neighbor's to see what the news is. ican nose to ne ke a Sunday newspaper, and as a EDO NOT think that Boulanger will enter France like a burglar to steal the crown, because there is no longer a crown to steal, NE SAD THING about the orations is that all of us could have said the same things and said them so much better than the selected orators. soe F MRS. LESLIE CARTER tries to elevate the drama, the drama, or perhaps the au- dience, ought to elevate her so that she wouldn't come down till next June. DR. Mebow of Charleston shot a man in the back because he thought the man was going to kill him. He is a very ferocious chap, the chap that comes at you with his coat-tail Fenrsten (a1 Einenheim goes by) — Mas, Fenrsteiy—"* Magin’ monish 2” Frnrsteix— Nein, nod much bense ohf wearin’ a diamont pin in his scarf.”” and his toes pointing to a retreat. HEN STANCH old Simon Cameron kicked the bucket he shattered that vessel till not one stave of it knew the hoops to which it had formerly belonged. HE SWISS MAID in the Charleston murder trial know$ very well what she is about, and there is startling proof of it in the fact that s enough not to tell of it. ALKING-MATCHES have recently become a part of the curricu- lum of a western college. In other words, the faculty propose to teach the young idea how to scoot. he knows A PERSON who is said to have pulled the nose of Governor Beaver has been presented with $100 by his admiring friends. It is difficult to tell which to admire most, the cranks who made up the purse or the liar who accepted it. WILLIAM WALTER PHELPS is a great, big man, and just the man for the German mission; and if some people do insist, because he wears bangs, that he is not large, let us simply that every little Phelps. y, to avoid discussion, A GRADUATE. of Oxford is in they gave him crowns for coppers. y a close student, and yet they say that boating and base-l means to a classical and wholesome education. ung man was are not the ONE OF FORTUNE'S FAVORITES. * Dot Einenbeim vos a lucky feller, Leah.” ; but he vas built so he don'd hef t’ go to der ox- GE JB: FORAKER js not the most conservative of men, and sometimes * he talks too rapidly and says too much; but the people talk for him at the polls with even more volubility than he talks for them. such grass widows as have gone to grass through no fault of their own; and perhaps she will take a few of the others as soon as they are properly dried and cured. MB. DEPEW as adviser-in-chief to the president has taught that dread~ ful man how to laugh, and it is noticeable that his state papers are very much improved on that account—at least they will be as soon as they are written. . T IS SAD for Mary Anderson that she is to be kept off the stage an- , other year, but that is nothing in comparison with the great aggregate of regret and apprehension the fact brings to the larger portion of the best people of the world. . ‘THE ELDEST DAUGHTER and the eldest son of the prince of Wales are to be married, Let them be as lucky in their selections as his royal highness was and they will confer upon their families a virtue which his royal highness has frequently discussed, A SOMNAMBULIST in Brooklyn was found on the streets at an early hour of the morning, recently, with nothing on but a stare and a pa of bracelets; but she explained that she was on her way to take a bath at land, and the policeman had to let her go. see ORPORAL TANNE does have an_ assertive y of interpreting and ad- ministering the pension lai but the laws are so loosely constructed that some of them have no legs to stand on either. THE MURDERERS of Dr. Cronin are somewhat an- noyed, but the case is so in- volved that they have little fear. Professional conspirators are very cunning, and murder is the last thing to “out,” with the sole exception of the dis- covery of the corpse. rare THE LETTERS just print- ed, showing a desire on the part of Secretary Chase and other leading Republicans to displace President Lincoln, are the incompletely written his tory about which more will be discovered later on. How lit- te these Republicans knew in comparison ‘vith the knowledge and insight of Lincoln, and how God ruled through that great trouble and that great man! WOMANHOOD. THIS COUNTRY has been fortunate in its first ladies; and it was the chief regret of Lucy B. Hayes, doubtless, as it is of most good women, that she couldn't live long enough to see the boys and girls of her family safely and pleasantly out of the world. ‘That is the essence of unselfish maternity, and women die every day with the sole regret that zh to straighten out the innumerable tangles of the threads whose confusion keeps them alive. THE CRIME OF THE JURY. FOR SOME REASON the verdict in the case of Dr. MeDow of Charles- ton is laid to the “ negro influence "—that is to say, the jury was com- posed of seven black and five white men, ‘That is very strange. Why i ¢ than white men? Were the blacks on this jury afraid to do justice to the murderer? Were they not fit to act as jurors? Is it not amazing that this murderer should have been treated as a hero alter the verdict of acquittal, though when the killing was done there was a decided disposition to lynch him? Is Charleston given to sympathy for professional and self-confessed rakes? ‘There are a good many murders in that part of this union that are as great a mystery as anything in the work of the ku-klus or the more north ern white-caps. they cannot linger long enou comicbooks.com