Judge — July 13, 1889 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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228 JUDGE SADDER THAN DEATH. Last Friday afternoon a district-telegraph messenger, | who was speeding along the street with a telegram val- ued at fifteen cents a minute, was run over and seriously injured by a blind man named Standfast. Standfast is acripple, having a wooden leg. He had taken this leg off to rest it while he sat by the wayside and begged, and some mischief-loving boys had taken the leg and Standfast, missing it, was groping along the sidewalk feeling for it, and inadvertently moved directly in the messenger-boy's wake, Several persons, seeing he would run the boy down, shouted to the latter that the blind man was after him, and the boy, realizing his peril, made a desperate sprint for is lie and for a few fect gained on his pursuer, but before he was far enough ahead to turn out with safety the cripple was upon him, and ran clear over him before he could be stopped. ‘The boy's injuries were very serious, as he fell upon his wrist, spraining it so that it will probably be two weeks before he can hang on to the step of an omnibus going in the wrong direction, It was reported late that night that, owing to his inability to utilize this favorite official time-killer, the boy had delivered one message nearly on time ; but the rumor was indignantly denied at head- quarters, the superintendent offering to prove by the books that such a thing had never occurred since the in- vention of human speed. At a late hour this morning it was feared that the boy was recovering his inertia, which had been severely disturbed. — Burdette, When Raby was sick, we gavo her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria The following touching lines are credited to a paper in New York's rural districts Tt is with deep regret that we chronicle the death of G— H. M—— of —, New York. He passed away on Monday morning, March 2sth, after an illness of a little more than three days. We had been acquainted for five years. We began in the poultry business at the same time, both buying Wyandotte eggs of the same man. The writer soon gave up the breed, and kept only Langshans, But George kept his Wyandottes, bought only the best, bred carefully; and though we have seen many fine birds we know of few which lay more and larger eggs or breed finer chicks than his do. 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