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JUDGE Hyg antag nga rca ye eal seem aetcan Arebtvcetares 2 seca ia book comtaion 164 pages, Hal siving plans, elevations, 19 to any one, bat pairs ares Abdro Retdewe Mos Tele TOP ROYAL, The Popular Collar. For Sale by All Mens’ Furnishers. > A Manufactured exclusively by SCENARIOS Corliss Bros. &Co.,Troy, W.Y. New York: 76 Franklin St, Chicagot 247 4 249 Monroe St. best Candies in’ the World” put up In handsome boxes. All strict Burr, qfultable for presente. Try it once. “Address C. Fy GUNTHER, Contectioner, #12 State St.Chicage WORLD-RENOWNED KNOX’ HATS. ABSOLUTELY . * jutall stores, 212 Broadway. corner Fulton at; 104 8th ave under Fifth Avenue Hotel; ‘40 Fulton st,, Brooklyn, and 191 & 198 State st., Chicago. Agents for the sale of these high class Hats can be found In every city in the United States. — Send $1.25, $2.10 or $350 for a retail box, by express, prepaid west of “THE FIRSTWEALTH 18 HEALTH."—Emerson. DR. JAEGER’S Sanitary Woolen System Company, Combine Pleasure with Safety! Children and adults are equally liable to the ills resulting from climatic changes in the mountains, at the seashore of on the ocean; therefore be wise, and send for the catalogue (mailed free) of descriptions, illustrations, samples of materials and Price-list of the Dr, Jaeger’s Sanitary Woolen System Co., 827 and 829 Broadway, New York. EARL & WILSON LINEN COLLARS & CUFFS IN THE WORLO EABON 15 NOW ON FOR Ew anv OL. 0.930 per week dur. jew Patent Fire Proot 20 aailax ib; weight du ibe. : revall price Sa5r others In propurtion: Highest award, Cea Renwiat Expostfiog, task” Rare chance: perma: tan lpuaturea, Oue’pricea the lowest, We are not In"the Safe ‘Poot, "iaclusive territory, given. SUSINE SAGE CO, CINCINNATI, O. - THE OKISCO COLLAR. (Demin wea Ge: Comfortable to Wear. GALLUP NOVELTY WORKS, Troy, N. ¥. and Parmers to make Ing spare time, selling Sates. Stylish in Appearance. Its Popularity Assured. Ask your Dealer for it. PREDDY'S TIME-TABLE. little nephew ran across, somewhere, a paragraph which said that ‘anybody could save at least two hours of waste time a day by running on a time-table. Freddy brought the chapter to me and asked what it meant. I told him. Ladvised him to make out a time-table for himself and try running on it for a few days, He said he guessed he would. In a day or two he submitted the following to me: AM. 6.45 to 7—Gettin’ up. 7 to 7.30—Bath and gettin’ reddy for brekfus. 7.30 to 8—Brekfus. 8 to 8.20—Prairs, 8.20 to 8.30—Hard study, .30—Start for skool g—Get there (a feller must have some fun in life). 9 to 10.30—Study and resite. 70.3010 10.45—Reses (out to be longer). 10.45 to 12—Study and resite. PM. 12 to 12.15—Goin’ for lunch, 12.15 to 12.30—Eatin’ it. 12.30 to 1—Sloos of things, Playin’ ball mos'ly. 1 to 3—Skool agen. ‘Tuffest part of the day. 3—Skool over. "Fun begit 3 to 6—Hase-ball. Bisickle-ridin’, Goin’ to_walk (sumtimes with a girl), and skatin’ in winter. Flyin’ kite. Botherin’ the dog. Peanuts. Goin’ to ride with Shoppin’ with ma (w’en I don’t kno’ it be- forehand). Kandy. In bad weather readin’. Sloos of other things. 6 to 7—Dinner (grate time for me). 7 to 7.30—Nothin’ much. Don’t feel like it. 7.30 to 8—Va gets dun with paper and reads sunthi alowd. 8—Sez I must begin study. 8 to 8.15—Kickin’ against it. indin' Waterbury watch, dressin’ and gettin’ into bed. 9.45 till mornin’—Grate big times with dreems, but a feller can’t stop to enjoy them much, Wonder w'y dreems can't hang on more like reel things ? —Ware do thos’ too extry ‘our cum in?—PAren- Transatlantic steamship companies would do well to take a good look at the picture on the first page of Junce of this week, ‘The captain is calling through his trumpet to the engineer. |The latter says, “If T pat on another pound of steam, captain, I'll blow the boilers clean out of her." ‘The captain responds, ** Let her bu'st! We're going for record, not safety !” “There is a great deal of truth in this little dialogue, and pas- sengers who intend to go to Europe on one of the ocean “greyhounds” would do well to paste this their state-rooms by way of a gentle remin Epoch, RHYMPS FOR THE TIMES. 1 In June, How fragrant are the fields and groves! ‘The feathered songsters sing their loves ; he days are warm, the days are bright ; With bloom the orchards all, are wi ‘The swallows skim the river's brin In meadows sings the bobolink ; Where buttercups adorn the dale And daisies wink their eyes, The brindle cow with supple tail ‘Whisks off the pesky n Poot days, not cool days. ‘The perspiration beads the brow, And Sol at noonday flames ; And there's a deal of betting now On base-ball games. Such betting oft brings grief and woe ; Some men lose quite a pot Of money and get left, although ‘The days are hot. h —Boston “Tsay, Jenkins, can you tell a young chicken from an old one?” “Of course I can,” "Well, how “By the teeth." ‘Chickens don’t have teeth.” ** No, but I have."—London Pick-Me-Up. Authentic information is to the effect that Fanny Davenport has been getting married some more, Pools can now be sold as to whether the divorce case will come around in 1890 or 1891.—Pittsburg Dispatch, Josephine Bedurd, the faster, claims that she has lived on electricity seven years. Rut so has Edison, and supported a family, too,—dbany Journal, le LINENS, HOUSEHOLD DRY G00DS, Ere. The department submits estimates offers special inducements for the ane ing of S Hotels and Summer Cottages, and embraces every variety of Household Dry Goods, such as Table, Pillow, and Sheeting Linens, Napkins, Lunch Sets, Doylies, Towelings, Towels, Spreads, Blank- ets, etc, Special attention is given to Hem- ming and Marking Table Linens, Napkin: Towels, etc. 126128 Cheol St. ONEITA A DELICIOUS TABLE WATER, ALL THE VALUABLE PROPERTIES OF LITHIA WATER, ONEITA SPRING COMPANY, UTICA, N.Y. J. M, BELL & CO., 31 Broadway, New York. WITH Dont spol your Feet woth CHEAP SHOES We Burt & Packerd “Korrect Shape. +ALL STYLES: WRIGHT & DITSON, FINE LAWN TENNIS. OUR SPECIALTIES: “Championship Ball,” adopted by the U. 5. National, Intercollegiate and Southern Associations for 1889. 580 Washington Street, - BOSTON, MASS. SEND FOB COMPLETE CATALOGUE. Sage from 8 to v8 per cent, on enle fareremen: Forte particulars address CLovGn & Graves, Spokane F Ilustrated Circular of “LATEST STYLES," also containing description of same, directions “How to Order,” prices, ete., sent on application. W. ESPENSCHELD'S, Celebrated “ New York" Hats. Salesrooms: 118 Nassau Street, 118, New York. CROUCH & FITZGERALD MAKE THE MOST RELIABLE Trunks, Bags, Etc. Sixt Ave. below 35a Brosaway” below Brince St, 34 Cortlandt Si.~ went of Broadway, NEW YORK, comicbooks.com |