Judge, 1889-06-22 · page 13 of 16
Judge — June 22, 1889 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily a collection of advertisements rather than political satire. The dominant feature is a full-page endorsement for Pears' Soap attributed to Henry Ward Beecher (a famous 19th-century minister and abolitionist). Beecher's quote praises the soap's purity and cleanliness, connecting personal hygiene to moral virtue—a common Victorian marketing strategy linking godliness to cleanliness. The page includes a small joke at the top about a clergyman asking a parent whether his son is becoming "fast" (morally loose)—the humorous payoff being the son is merely a messenger boy, moving quickly. The remainder consists of hotel advertisements and other commercial endorsements typical of Judge magazine's revenue model. There is no apparent political satire or commentary on this page.
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JUDGE 181 Pastor—"* How is your son coming on? I've not seen him lately.” Parcnt—* Pretty well.” ** I hope he is not showing any signs of becoming fast, as is so fre- quently the case with boys in large cities.” ‘* Fast? Why, parson, he is a messenger-bo; -ras Siftings. SUMMER HOTELS. HOTEL BRESLI fine bass-tishi sao miles from New Vork on SRR TIE W. ROR. Willopen (or season of 1 y jane sath, For information > address So S8EO. M. BROCKWAY, Manager Gilsey House, New York. LAKE HOPATCONO: N. J. 1,200 feet above tidewater; ¥ no mosquitoes, no malaria Rapid and convenient train se THE SPRING HOUSE Richfleld Springs, N. Y. Invites Comparison with the Best Summer Hotels. Open Saturday, June 22d. T..R. PROCTOR. CONGRESS HALL, SARATOGA SPRINGS, N. Y. OPEN JUNE 224 TO OCTOBER, Accommodates 1,000 guests. Rates, $3 to $4 per day, according to location of rooms: by the week, $17.50 to $23. CLEMENT & COX, Proprietors HH 8. CLEMENT, Manager. HOTEL KAATERSKILL, CATSKILL MOUNTAINS, N.Y. OPENS JUNE frm. RATES REDUCED. 21a week and upward duriog July. Catt or address for descriptive putde, ete. W. F. PAIGE, GILSEY. HOUSE, Broadway and 2th 8t., New York. (Entrance also No. 28 West 30th St.) SHARON SPRINGS, N. Y, SHARON HOUSE, NOW OPEN. Situated on Main Street, opposite the Sulpbur Bath Houses. Send for circular and t Pamphlet descriptive of New Bath and Inhalation Huilding and European Methods of using Sulphur Water mailed on application. THOMAS K. SHARP. “THE « FRONTENAC.” (FORMERLY ROUND ISLAND HOUSE.) THOUSAND ISLANDS, ST. LAWRENCE RIVER. OPENS JUNE 15th, thoroughly remodeled and refurnished or, Steam Heat, Billiard-oom, Bowling-alley. Good boats and splendid fishing. Music by Kapp’s Syracuse Orches- tra. For Circulars, Diagrams, etc., address E. D. DICKINSON, Manager, Frontenac, Jefferson County, LEADING HOTELS, NEW YORK CITY. BREVOORT HOUSE, virrn AVENE (near Washington square) NEW YORK. 0..B Linsey, - 2 Proprietor, HOTEL GL = N. B. Barry, Proprietor. GRAND UNION HOTEL, ropean aint HOTEL & HOTEL DAM, JUARE and 15TH ST, ropean Plan. Dam & De RevERe, e, Fropristors GUSET “HOUSE, Corner, Broadway and Sikh urea. New York. LH. BRESI KEELER'S HOTEL, 3 and 3 Matoex Lane, Aupany, N.Y. TICA, ‘ORK. SMITH & PATTEN, Proprietors, Pears Soap HENRY WARD BEECHER WROTE : “If CLEANLINESS is next to GODLINESS, soap must be considered as a means of GRACE, and a clergyman who recommends MORAL things should be willing to recommend soap. I am told that my.com- i mendation ot PEARS’ Soap has opened for it a large sale in the UNITED STATES, I am willing to stand by every word in favor of it I ever uttered. A man must be fastidious indeed who is not satisfied with it.” PE ARS’ is the best, the most elegant and the most economical of all soaps for general ToiLet Purposes. It is not only the most attractive, but the purest and cleanest. It is used and recommended by thousands of intelli- gent mothers throughout the civilized world, because while serving as a detergent and cleanser, its emollient properties prevent the chafing and discomforts to which infants are so liable. It has been established in Iondon 100 years as A COMPLEXION SOAP, has obtained 15 international Awards, and is now sold in every city in the world. It can be had of nearly all: Druggists in the United States; but de sure that you get the genuine, as there are worthless imitations. BACON, CABBACE, AND TURNIPS. ve RUFEAIO [JTHIA WATER The Stomach Water of the American Continent. A PERSON WHO LIVED FOR YEARS UPON TEA AND CRACKERS EATS BACON, CABBAGE, AND TURNIPS, Case of Mr. C—, atated bj Dr. John C. Colem: of the United 81 Ketired Surgeon # Navy, Scotsburg, i rginia, face mana pat. ‘Mr. C— was for a oumber of years the victim of a most distressing form of Draparsia, unable to eat meat or vegetables, and lived entirely upon Tea and Crackens, Buran ind MILx, and other Himilar articies, which were frequent thrown of la an undigested sate soon afte Using takes into.the stomach, and at times he discharged from an empty stomach a strongly acid, glalry mucus ha*use of BUFFALO LITHIA WATER conbled him to-eat, with perfect impunity, BACON, ca Bnat as RORNPS, ‘and other of the coarsest articles of dict.” i ia Cases of one dozen Half-Gallon Bottles, ®5 per Case at the Springs. Testimoniais to any THOMAS F GOODE, Proprietor, Buffalo Lithia Springs, Virginia. REMINGTON STANDARD TYPEWRITER has been for FIFTEEN YEARS THE STANDARD, and Embraces the Latest and Highest Achievements of Inventive Skill. WYCKOFF, SEAMANS & BENEDICT, 327 Broadway, New York. SEND FOR PARTICULARS —or— “Judge’s” [Midsummer Number. 25TH. FORMS CLOSE JUNE comicbooks.com