Judge — June 8, 1889 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Thought all time Cleveland president.” “Discharged, reckon," said the well-informed best young man, and the convention was thrown into a very maelstrom of doubt, perplexity, and uneasiness as th appalling mystery confronted them so suddenly, when the best young man, who wears his watch-chain outside of his coat, cleared up the matter by explaini “Why, ‘Cleveland, he’s vice-president now the way it’s fixed, Harrison and Cleveland take it turn about. ‘The best informed young man tured green with envy. Harrison," he said, “used to be judge once before, Long ago, When’ he was governor of New York. 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