Judge — May 25, 1889 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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116 JUDGE Sudden Pains. The time of year is at hand again when old heads and young become im- prudent, get overheated, cool off sud- denly, catch cold, rheumatism, nervous disorders, and numerous other troubles. The only thing to do after having con- tracted one or more of these pains is to cure yourself as quickly as possible. Small pains are not to be neglected ex- cept at the risk of serious consequences. Remove them at once. It can be done by an application of one or more of ALLCOCK’S POROUS PLASTERS, recognized the world over as the best external remedy ever made. Do not be deceived by misrepresen- tation. Ask for ALLCOCE’S, and let no explanation or solicitation induce you to accept a substitute. Crosse & Blackwell's FRESH FRUIT JAMS, Made from English Fresh Fruits AND REFINED SUCAR, Are Sold by all Grocers IN THE UNITED STATES. tiesic COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF MEAT. Finest and Cheapest Meat Flavoring Stock for Soups, Made Dishesand Sauces. As Beef Tea, “an invaluable tonic and an agreeable stimulant.” Annual sale 8,000,000 jars. Genuine only with fac-aimile of Justus von Liebig’s signature in biue across label, as above. Sold by Storekeepers, Grocers and Druggists. LIEBIG'S EXTRACT OF MEAT CO., L'td, London. DENNIN’S CERTAIN CURE RHEUMATISM and GOUT. Certain, Safe, and Speedy, whether Acute, fub- Acute or Chronic. The Cure exhibits ts most extraordinary powers by reliev: ing in a few days the Rheumatic pains which have faawed and agonized for years. Sold by Drugaists, or will be sent by Express paid to any address, at $1.30 per bottle, or $7.50 per joren. CHARLES DENNIN, The Pharmacist, First Place, corner Court Street, BROOKLYN, ¥, Y. Orders by Mail will rece! prompt attention. — OPM Sess ‘sare He TEM, Woeny Lox baFapetin tad abies CARL PRETZEL’S PHILOSOPHY. A feller can climb der ladder of life ubon der rounds of firtuous conduct yoost so easy as he do it by being a great shtatesman. Tt vas besser dot you dond put too much trust in your own visdom ; some odder feller’s visdom may not been so yell yorn out. _ The Democratic Kansas City Timer is honest just now. Here is its opinion of mugwumps: “* Mugwumps, like prohibitionists, are only serviceable at election-time. Darn a mugwump in an off year! H 1 Spit on him!” “Jack of Hearts: A Tale of Bohemia,” by H. T. John- son, is a breezy English romance which will hold the interest of the reader from beginning to end, It is well worthy the perusal of all who take pleasure in light liter- ature. ‘Lady Car,” by the well-known author, Mrs, Oliphant, is a romance of English life. ‘The heroine of the story is‘one of those gentlewomen who miss the best things that this life holds. Having lofty ideals in love, and lofty ambitions for those she loved, every one fell to the ground. Not a strong character, she was unable to control circumstances. She understands her- self, too, for when dying the author makes her say: *T have’ had everything, and—nothing. The heart of it has always been stolen from me, all the lights put out ; but the dark is sweet, too, Do you know what t means— the peace that passeth understanding? I think that I have got it. I wanted other things, but they were not given me. I begin to think that this—is the best." —Plattsbury (N. Y.) Sentinel, Traveler—*You needn't make any extra prepara- tions for my wife. ‘The plainer things are the better she likes them.” Hotel-kecper —"" Your wife seems passionately fond of "= Yonkers Statesman. BACHELORS AND BALDHEADS. It is easy for a baldheaded man to find his barings.— Glen's Falls Republican, A bald young man cannot very well be a hair appar- ent.—Kochester Post-Express, In order to be consistent a crusty old bachelor ought to make his own bread.— Burlington Free Press, Baldheaded men will be interested to learn from a fashion note that the hair is to be arranged lower on the head this season.— Boston Bulletin, ‘An eastern paper had an article headed “Ascending Old Baldhead.” We thought it was something about flies until a perusal showed it related to climbing a hill near Lenox.— Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph. “Lady Car," by Mrs, Oliphant, is a romance of English life, written in this lady's most charming and attractive style. —Plattsburg (N. ¥.) Telegram. ‘The proper use of “shall” and “will” bothers a good many writers, but the henpecked husband under- stands the secret of it. When his wife says ** you shall,” he knows from experience that the proper thing for him to say is, “I wi omerville Journal. At one of the private schools for little ones in this village, a few days ago, the teacher was instructing the scholars in singing.” ‘They were rather slow in their time, and she began to beat the time in an energetic | manner, and carried it on until they had sung them. | selves nearly out of breath, When the exerci over the four-year-old dau hysi exclaimed, between her gasps for breath: “* My, Miss —, we whooped her up Eliza Jane that time, didn’t Catskill Mail. Clara—"*1 Iced, to take Oh, if that’s George—" Won't you be mine, dear?” think T'should have to be hard pressed, "George (equal to t all, here goes." —A/unscy’ CROUCH & FITZGERALD MAKE THE MOST RELIARLE Trunks, Bags, Etc. 723 Sixth Ave., below gad St.. 38 Broadway. below Brince St. ¥4 Cortlandt St., west of Broadway, | Be D Shepard. ty Pree, NEW YORK. Are Your Congress Shoes Insured? WHERE Insured? In Boston, at the office of largest: manufacturers of ae ae This Trade Mark on the dnside of the Elastic 1s the Insurance Seal Stamp. HOW Insured? By this Legal Document which accompantes the shoes. INSURANCE CERTIFICATE. Boston, Mass., Dec. 15, 188%. This insures to tre wearer of these shoes perfect service of the Gore for ONE AND ONE-HALP YEARS from date letter in Trade Mark. If the Elastic fails within eighteen months, send the shoes by express, at our expense, from. any part of the, United States,’ Canaita, “Mexico, West Indies, or Sandiich elds, and we wilt insert new Gore in Anest manner, and return shoes free of expense. ‘signee, _, HUB GORE MAKERS, Boston Mass. SUCH {ei beter” ‘et titer. suots | Feet Longer. WHERE S0ld?—reeryencre. ‘They cost DO more, and come in every «esirable grade and. Bakes Write us for ist of dealers nour tocaliys (Copyright, 1890, by Hub Gore Maier, Howton, Mave.) 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