Judge — April 20, 1889 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE NATIONAL MOTTO. When you hear a wild racket at breaking of dawn That hints at the breakage of more than the day: When later you see the best bed on the lawn, And your wife says she wishes that you were away! When you watch the rain pelting on piles of your books, And your youngest falls headlong from attic to hall; When calmness deserts every face but the cook’ Who's happy because—well, cause you're not, that'sall ‘Then you feel you're a patriot trying your best— ‘The nation’s immovably set in the groove— To establish your right to the national crest, An eagle in flight—with the motto ** | move!" —Pittsburg Dispatch. “** The Rose of Flame’ and Other Poems of Love, the title of a little volume by Anne Reeve Aldrich, from the press of P, Putnam's Sons. Most of these poems wear mourning for a lost love, and others are given to flame in remembrance of hours of happiness that were apparently not wholly devoted to discussions of politi- cal economy, ‘The verses are, however, unmistakable poetry, and the dress they wear is worthy of their genius When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she elung to Castoria When she had Children, she gave them Castoria T have an account of a big land-slide,” said the new * What head shall I put it under?” Putit under the ‘ Real Estate ‘Transfers’ replied the snake editor.— Pittsburg Telegraph. igring out the holes, are ‘you, mum. Oi'm diggin’ out the No buffet should be without a bottle of Angostura Bitters, the South American appetizer. Manufactured by Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, Ask your druggist We were seated in the hammock; It was some time after dark; And the silences grew longer After each subclued remark. With her head upon my shoulder, And my arms about her, close, Soon I whispered, growing bolder, * Do you love me, darling Rose?” Were her accents low, to equal All my heart had dared to hope? Ah! L never knew the sequel, For her brother cut the rope. CATARHH CURED. A clergyman, alte, years of suffering (rom that loathsome gisesse, Catartby and Wally trying every’ known remedy, a inst found a recipe which completely cured and saved him (rom death. "Any sufferer (rom the dreadful disease sending a seit Addressed stamped envelope to Prof, J. A. Lawrence, 68 Warren Sc'New Vork City, will receive the recipe tree of charge. “Sorry to find you on the sick list, doctor. Who's attending you?" ** I'm attending to myself." "* But a cian, you know, ought never to be his own patient.” 1a forget that I’m a horse-doctor."— Boston Beacon, ‘The JUDGE'S novels are coming rapidly to the front and ing a good reputation for interesting reading, The are" Jack of Hearts,” and "* Lady Car,” issued by the Judge publishing company of New York. Both are maile attractive, and each is just the book with which to pass an hour aw. henectady (N. Y.) Union. According to certain philosophical tenets a great man’s strength is brought out only when he is crushed. An over- ripe egg is built in much the same way.— Zrvy Times, THE CELEBRATED PIANOS ‘Are at peesent the Most Popular and Preferred by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St, N.Y. SOHMER & CO., Puntapatrnta, Pa, 1103 Chestnut Street; Cwicaco, 10, 236 State Street; Sax Feaxcsco, Cat., Union Club Building: Sr. Lovis, Mo., 1522 Olive Street! Kansas Crry, Mo,, 1123 Main St When is a woman like a poem? 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In 1886 I was advised to try Warner's Safe Cure, and after having used fifteen bottles of it I was completely cured, and am happy to state that I have never felt the disease since in any form,—P. B, McMut Newark, N. Y., June 20, 1888,—Last winter I was attacked with severe kidney difficulty, which incapaci- tated me for work, severe pains in the small of the back, attended with almost constant aching on the least exer- tion, I suffered much pain, the passage of water was a severe trial, accompanied with much scalding and red- | ness of the urine. I felt I was suffering from premoni- tory symptoms of Bright's disease. I procured a bottle | of Warner's Safe Cure, and after taking the first bottle | Ufelt so much improved that I continued to take it to the extent of four bottles, Tam now a new man, able to do a good hard day's work, with no recurrence of any trouble with the kidneys. —Manpevin.e W. 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