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Ale Prince Mexander of Battenberg has made a claim for 1,000,000 franes against Bulgaria for estates which he owns in that country. It begins to look as if Alec is about to put a mpany on the road to be headed by his new wife.—Aachester Post- Express ‘The superiority of the Sohmer Vianos is recognized and acknowledged by the highest musical authorities, and the demand for them is steadily increasing in all parts of the country. ‘The modesty of the owners of the gas plants should be immortalized by a monument. Something in brass would be about the thing. —S¢, Lowis Post-Dispatch, ‘The market reports "' money off.” It is usually that way, and a blamed long way off too.— Boston Courier, SHREWD ADVERTISERS. Readers of the newspapers of the day cannot fail to be impressed with the fact that the modern advertiser is progressive. The value of printers’ ink judiciously employed can- not be over-estimate; it is the medium whereby a meritorious discovery is raised from local fame to a position in the public esteem, Hence the columns of the newspapers are daily used by hosts of advertisers and in the competition which is indulged in to attain the desired end, the reader is oftentimes amused. The greatest of American advertisers, and it may as well be said in the world, is 1. H, Warner of Rochester, N. Y., whose name has been made everywhere familiat in connection with er's Safe Cure, widely adver tised because of its merit in the prevention and cure of kidney diseases. By printers’ ink this great discovery has achieved world-wide popularity and thousands feel grateful for the knowledge thus acquired of this greatest of modern remedies. Furthermore, the public has been taught that dis- orders of the lungs, brain, heart and liver which have hitherto been regarded and treated by the profession as distinctive diseases are not so in fact, but are the at- tending symptoms of disease of the kidneys; therefore, the consumptive, the apoplectic, the paralytic, and the sufferer from nervous disorders can be restored to health by Warner's Safe Cure. which will remove the true cause by restoring the kidneys to healthy action. ‘The advertising methods employed by this greatest of advertisers are invariably instructive and, although the reader may sometimes be caught” in reading an advertisement, which was not at first supposed to be such, there is nevertheless no time lost since useful in- formation is invariably gained concerning life's great problem, Figgers—" Darn an ignoramus, anyhow! Wiggers—"* What's the matter now 2” Siggers—" 1 was calling on little Miss Pertly last night and she asked what the phrase * indulging in osculatory exercises’ meant, Said she found it in a novel, Wiggers—"* Well, did you tell her ? Jiggers—"V didn’t know what it meant until T looked through the dictionary this morning."— Terre Haute Express. SUFFERERS FROM | WEAK SPINE. Persons suffering from weak back will take comfort in reading the fol- lowing letter from Mr. A. W. Bar- rett, of Oswego, N. Y.: “Ten years ago | was affticted with a lame back. The pain was so severe that I could hardly walk or get about. Hearing much said about ALLCOCK'S POROUS PLASTERS, | applied two to the lower part of my spine. In a week I was very much better, I put on fresh plasters at the end of ten days, and two weeks afterward found myself entirely well. If I get a very severe cold, | some- times have a return of this weakness of the spine, but AL COCK'S PLASTERS cure me in three or Beware of imitations, and do not be deceived by misrepresentation. Ask for ALLCOCK’S, and let no explanation or solicitation induce you to accept a substitute. JUDGE JAPANESE LULLABY. Sleep, little pigeon, and fold your wing: Little blue pigeon with velvet eyes; Sleep to the singing of mother-bird sw Swinging the nest where her little one Away out yonder I see a star— Silvery star with a tinkling song; To the soft dew falling 1 hear it calling— Calling and tinkling the night along. In through the window a moonbeam comes— Little gold moonbeam with misty wings All silently creeping, it asks, ‘Is he sleeping— Sleeping and dreaming while mother sings?” Up from the sea there floats the sob Of the waves that are breaking upon the shore, As though they were groaning in anguish and moaning— Bemoaning the ship that shall come no more. But sleep, little pigeon Little blue pigeon wit Am I not si Sw and fold your wings— h mournful eyes; ing—see, 1 am swinging— ging the nest where my darling lies. —E. F. TESTED. Smart wife—* Don't worry, George. 1 wrote an article for the paper to-day showing how to get up a family dinner for one dollar, and I took it around, and the editor gave me a dollar.” Husband—" That's a rare piece of good luck. What are you going to do with the dollar?” Smart wife—" V'm going to try that receipt myself, and see if it will work." Ava York Weekly. AMERICAN BANK NOTE COMPANY, 78 to 86 Trinity Place, New York. Bustness founded 17%. Incorporated under laws of State of New York, 18 Reorganized 1879, Exchange, Stamps ete tn the orat aid mow artiatie ate fronn Steel Fiaten, with Special Safeguards Felting: “Special "papers manufactured exclusively for tse of the Compan ‘afety Colors Safety Payers. 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