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JUDGE What Scott's Emulsion Has Done | wnds Gain in Ten Weeks, : ofa Prominent Citizen. vox tHe or View, San Frai 886." | took a severe cold upon my chest and lungs and did not give it proper attention; it developed into bronchitis, and in the fall of the same year 1 was threatened with consumption. Physi- cians ordered me to a more congenial climate, and | came to San Francisco, Soon after my arrival | commenced taking Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil with Hypophosphites regularly three times a day. In ten weeks my avoirdupois went from 155 to 180 pounds and over: the cough mean- time ceased. . R. BENNETT. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. Walter M. Lowney’s twousta Soctery = in mii Metal Boxes $1.00 per Pound. Larger Packages by Express. Bon: Bons. Retail Branch, 45 West St., Boston | THE ULSTER HORSE-TAIL TIE, For Muddy Roads. te by_ mal ‘alscount to Ja, SS G Dovour Own Printing ‘83 Press for cards, copanemett 8 $4. eary by’ Fate ou, Bom 2 od ure, totactory, KELSEY & CO. Bfertden, Conn GOOD FOR WEAK LUNGS. Monte Cristo Whisky. The best produced. 75 cents and $1 per bottle. § ‘cases of six and twelve bottles, CHILDS & CO. Proprietors, 543. and 565 Tenth Avenue, and Ws W, 42d Street, New York, ing oF pegatini. Appiy by letter TEPLENG, Ove. Haog'h 311 Bia Sey Cetonac West Shore Railroad Ye Ge WLR RL RL C0., LESS VIA WEST SHORE OF WORLD-FAMED HUDSON RIVER. POPULAR ROUTE FOR BUSINESS AND PLEASURE TRAVEL. ee Sleeping Cars Without Chang 1 Buffalo, Toronto, Detrolt, ‘Chicago and St. Lan Si ie tan Nev York to Toronto Exclusively by this Route Il ticket offices in the eA Ask for tickets route. are ** 397 BABY McKEE'’S TEETH, Oh, how are they coming now, Baby McKee, Baby McKee, with your smooth red gums? ‘There'll be joy in your Hoosier home, Haby McKee, High jinks galore, when your first tooth comes, A big man your pa will be, Baby McKee, Baby McKee with your white fuzzy head, And the countey will hear of it, Baby McKee, In the morning before it gets up out of bed. Half-hourly bulletins, Baby McKee, Baby MeKee, with your high-shrilling squeal, Wil! be put in the window for people to see, And every fond mother'll know just how you feel. Five hundred fingers will feel of that tooth, Pry open that mouth of yours, Baby McKee, And statesmen declare, with the accent of Booth, You're the handsomest young one they ever did see. You'll have bushels of teething-rings, Baby McKee, Baby McKee, when you ‘* holler” all night— And that great man, your daddy,will tramp up and down, And sing *" hushaby " till the gray morning light, You'll be bigger than any one, Baby McKee, Baby McKee, how lucky your birth! Than your son-in-law father, or een Russell I, Or even Lige Halford, the boss of the earth. Chicago Evening News. Warner's Log Cabin Remedies—old-fashioned, simple compounds, used in the days of our hardy forefathers, old timers,” but “old reliable.” They comprise a WARNER'S LOG CABIN SARSAPARILLA, “Hops and Buchu Remedy on Remedy,” ‘* Hair ‘Ton and Internal Use, ** atarth, and “* Liver Pills.” They are put up by Il. Warner & Co., proprietors of Warner's Safe Remedies, and promise to equal the standard value of those great preparations, All druggists keep them, Cough and Consump. CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Firtue vas a diamond, und vice vas a common efery- day shtone. Dot's besser you keep your temper. feller know dot you got one, Der odds vas sefen to one in favor of der efery-day | Christian against der Sunday feller. Yoost oil your choints mit plaindy oxercise und you would been a great succeed for shpryness Don'd efen let a In der grafe one feller vas yoost so goot as his nabor. In dot blaces, dhere vas no distinctiff cast. It vas pooty goot to tink vell of a cause dot vas goot by its wonself, und beneficialness to mankindt, Keligious brinciples vill make more bairs of Siamese dwins in a day as nadure cood done in a life-times, Der girl dot vill shwing on a profli-gate, 1 got me no use for dot girl, efen if her fodder own a prewery. Any feller cood found a blemish on some odder feller’s rebutation, but T vood dook a trink mit a feller dot cood saw a shpot on his own gharackder. ine firtue don'd got any impediments in its wages. It don'd got ahair lips. It shpokes to efery rt, und dot heart alvays knows vat it says. It vas sociedy dot reaps der froot of der firtues of all der fellers dot belong to it, und_as dhey vas goot allto- geder, der whole of dot vas flourish yoost like a bay-rum tree. — National Weekly, A NEGRO'S MUSING. De good Lawd ‘s smiled t'rough de whole winter long: De sun has been a-laughin’, an’ de moon has wept a ght Like tears o' silver brightness, like er angel's silent song Dat turns de dark ter whiteness, dat makes er noon o” night. De catbird is singin’ like she wants ter build her nest, An‘ de sparrer-hawk’s a-screamin’ e7 she sails up in de a’ An’ de black gnats er swarmin'—oh, what er awful pest! An‘ de woodpecker’s hoppin’ on de thawin’ green br'ar. De field-mouse is peepin’ frum his hole up in de stack, An’ de ole rusty lizzard is er lyin’ in de su De snappin’turtle’s div fur ter git hisse’f er sn: An" de yallerhammer’s hoppin’ Tike his life s full of jun, De cotton-stock is ragged, an’ de runnin’ brier's dead, But de spring i * wid its perfume breath Fur de lark’s gunter brighten all de feathers on his he De spring is cuttin’ capers whar ole winter's laid in death, THE FRANCO-AMERICAN FOOD CO., Tilt TOTALLY DIFFE! These Franco-American Food Co.'s Patés are a real delicacy for Lunch, Supper, Picnic, Yachting and Traveling, 10 Varieties in 8-Ounce Cans. SERVED ON THE PULLMAN BUFFET CARS ‘Sample can sent free for 25 cents. 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