Judge — March 16, 1889 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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KIND-HEARTED. Uncir PeLpian (carefully putting a sanine in the finger-bowel)—" Vein’ ay they "sy more ‘n I can eat I'll give th’ little fe cuss a chance fer his life. IRELAND'S BEST FRIEND. ‘THE OLDER Mr. Gladstone is the younger he grows. Ateighty years buoyant and hopeful as a boy ; and certainly English sentiment, stimulated to genuine thought by the 7zmes case against Parnell, favors justice for Ireland more and more. Will Mr. Gladstone go again to the head of the government ?- When Englishmen come to see what is fair play they are in most cases going to establish it regardless of the cost to themselves. WHAT'S BECOME OF JUSTICE? THE BOODLE TRIALS have cost the taxpayers half as much as was given away by the boodle aldermen, and the expense still goes on, THE MISSING TIP-LINK. McGAGAN—"' Sure Oi'm goin’ yure way, Mrs. Conley. Shtep up behind wid yure bundle.” with no great satisfactory result, and small prom- ise of justice at the end of them, Is the a tempted remedy any better than the original disease? The law is not a humbug, and judges ally both honest and able, whatever . aid of juries: but wha expensive lusury the law is, and how many very wealthy lawyers and very poor taxpayers there are! THE CENTENNIAL. HISTORY WILL repeat itself with Preside Harrison going through parts of New Je ey somewhat as Washington did, and speaki from oll St. Paul's. whieh heard the voice ef our George a hundred years Hat history has a abit of that kind; and the most effective re- » that of the 6th of Last November, which drove the English out of our politics and put up protective barriers which will keep them out for many years to come. ANADA must cease to be safe ground for United States scoundrels, and the United States must cease to be safe ground for Canadian rascals, ‘That is the voice of the decent people of both countries. MILAN OF SERVIA took with him to his selected privacy nothing but his worthless life, and he would have done better to remain king and have somebody remove it from him. Carrying around such a life as that is a grave and disagreeable responsibility. THE QUESTION as to who will lead the Democratic party will be more appropriate when it is definitely known that there is a Demt- ocratie party. F THE MAN who hasn't been mentioned for office will present himself to the proprietor of a museum he will be made the greatest attrac~ tion of the show, HEN E. HALFORD got lost in Wash- ington, on his way to the inauguration ball, he whistled that good old tune, * Ef you g thar afore I do jest say 1 should like to git thar too. TO A BUCKWHEAT CAKE. Fare thee well, thou thing of batter, Gone are ail thy. charms for me Spring ts here~ that’s whats the matter Hamp thyself. skedaddle, He! comicbooks.com