Judge — February 9, 1889 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 293 said in derision, "Oh, give us a rest,” To the copper whose eye he had caught. The policeman with promptness did grant the request, ‘And gave him arrest on the spot. —Merchant Traveler, HEALTH IN OLD AGE, Edward Collinson, Queens, N. Y., says: “T commenced using BRANDRETH'S PILLS over fifty-five years ago. I first bought them in London, and have continued using them since I came to this country in 1836, I am now over seventy-five years old, hale and hearty, and attribute my wonderful health to tne persistent use of BRANDRETH'S: Pits. Occasionally I have a bad cold or severe attack of rheumtatism, indigestion or biliousness, but four or five doses of BranprevH Pitts always cure me, When- ever my children have been sick with scarlet fever, measles, mumps, acid stomach, disordered digestion or costiveness, a few doses of BRANDRETH’S Pitts restore their health at once.” Brandreth’s Pills are purely vegetable, absolutely harmless, and safe to take at any time. Sold in every drug and medicine store, either plain or sugar-coated. ESPENSCHEID'S CELEBRATED HATS. Universally conceded to be the best that can be made, irrespective of price. Sales: room, No. 118 Nassau St., NEW YORK. Sik Hats, 8 Soft Felt Hate, AMERICAN BANK NOTE COMPANY, ‘78 to 86 Trinity Place, New York. Business founded 1534 Incorporated under laws of State tN ie Reorgantzed 1 feof Honds, Postage and Revenue i National Bank Notes of the United nt stig and Bonds for Governments ai of Exchange, Stam] ety Colors. Safet Executed tn Fireproof Buildings “ithograpnis and Ty be Weindiags Hallway Wiekets ge improved sizien. Show Caria, Labels, Calendara Blank Hooks of Every Descriptio IAwss MacDoxovon, Pret. Tuso,H Fasmianp, Sec. and Treas, ‘Aug: D. Shepard. ino. B. CORRIER, Asa’ Toto tobertsos, | Y"PF® 3PK. Sivenn, Ast Treas, BRANDRIOLI. FORMULA Purest. Cod-Liver Oil, Brand Rye (Rye Brandy),” Ice- land Moss. ALMOST TASTELESS. QUICK RELIEF And Permanent Cure for any COUGH and BRONCHITIS. ‘Ask sons Drogxie Do Your Own Printin Hs rs cards, ‘83 Preasfor: 5 atest There is altogether too much talk about that mistake of our popular young druggist of the Blue Front which sent Colonel fim Jackson to his grave. Colonel Jim asked for quinine ‘and got strychnine by mistake, but there area great many redeeming features. ‘The colonel was old, lazy and drunk half the time, and left no ove to mourn his loss. The druggist is a young and ener- getic man, who sold out a coal-yard in Chicago to come here and go into the drug business, and it must be ex- ected that he will make a few mistakes in the go off call attention to his liberal manner of advertising in the Kicker, He has assured -us that such a mistake cannot occur again, as he has properly labeled the bottles.—Arizona Kicker, in the Detroit Pree Press. BOSTON’S SKILFUL DENTIST, DR. P. A. COOKE, D.D.S., voices the opinion of his profession regarding the DEA ELT OOTP Moy —— = “In my judgment it meets just the desired need. After using The Polisher my teeth have a smooth, clean | feeling that cannot be obtained with the bristle brush.’ = AT ALL DRUGGISTS. Its Economy, Holder (imperishable) 35 cents. Polishers only need be renewed. 18 (boxed) 25 cents. or mailed. HORSEY MANUFACTURING CO., Utica, N.Y. | Stranger (to life-insurance agent)—"' I believe T will take out a policy in your company. Agent—" Your business, please ?" ‘Siranger—""1 am a detective.” Agent—" The premium will be fifty per cent. less than the regular list. ‘The death risk on a detective is merely nominal.""—S¢, Paul Pioneer-Press. Matinees of ** The Old Homestead ” are now given on Wednesday and Saturday at the Academy of Music. It has been found necessary to give the extra Wednesday matinee in order to accommodate the great rush of out- of-town patrons of the wholesome old play. “You never knew such a woman to get up and walk about in the middle of the night, my dear fellow. At one place I told her that there were mice in the room to keep her still, and egad! she sat up in bed all night, mewing like a cat, to keep ‘em off,"—£x, ** Did you go hear the popular Rev. while you were in New York?” lady of another. “T did; and his sermon was very disappointing.” “In what particular ?” “Why, he took his text trom the bible, and T expected to hear a sermon on * Robert Elsmere'."—Worrsten feral Mr. Blank preach asked one Norristown The wealth of the Vanderbilt family is put down at 274,000,000. It was put down without interviewing any of the family, and could have been made a hundred million more just’as well as not.—Detroit. Free Press. Yes, my son, Samson's strength seems to have been in his long hair. H'm? Yes, yes; it might be a good thing for you to let your hair grow long. But you must remember, you'll have to have Samson's head for it to grow on. "That's the reason why every corn-doctor isn't Samson.— Burdette, Daughter—" Papa, dear, Mr. Sampson is coming to- night, and I wish when you go to bed that you would close the transom over your door: Father (humbly)—"" Do I snore so loudly as all that 7° Daughter—" Ves, papa ; and I don’t want Mr. Samp- son to think that sort of thing runs in the family.”"— | Texas Siftings. BOOKKEEPING FOR NEWSPAPERS, Langworthy's Labor-Saving System— especially designed for keeping the accounts of newspapers and publishers. Refer to the Juoce, New York Daily News, Albany Journal, Utic Globe, Union and Advertiser, Post-Expri Rochester. Cocrespondence solicited. H. P. LANGWORTHY, Accountant, Rochester, N. ¥. Dealers | viesic COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF MEAT. 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If your eroe Keep it, send ts, stamps, for fullesize package, free by malls CRYSTAL GELATINE COMPANY, BOSTON, MASS. ine HELPSior the DEAF Eee tae aT RaTEe Oren at Patel Ae trechammenircheoseeg ee paralyzed. Have proved GOOD FOR WEAK LUNGS. Monte Cristo Whisky. The best produced. 73 cent and $1 per bottle, “Sent in cates of nix’ and twelve bottles, HIEDS & CO, Proprietors, 863 and 545 Tenth Avenue, and WN W, 424 Street. New York It is a good man that can tell the age of a saw by look ing at its teeth. —Dansville Breese.