Judge — December 8, 1888 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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MODERN PHILOSOPHY. Laughter and song are the heart's rivers of hope. A smile through tears is the soul's rainbow of peace. ‘The amenities of life make the true beauty of living. Life is a continual routine whatever guise it assumes. ‘The simple faith of a little child is the world’s truest Good breeding is like affection—one cannot ‘have too much of it. é Dreams are ofttimes the fulfilment of a prophecy within ourselves. The power of forgiveness is the noblest attribute in the human character. Let no day glide into eternity without catching a glimpse of heaven's sea. ‘To be autocratic is to be unjust to ourselves. No man is“ sufficient unto himself.” Despair and happiness are so closely linked that each is riven by the wealth of the other.—Detroit Free Press. POR A BIBLE. Here is the proof of every school, Of every doctrine, creed and rule: Read, search and find on every side, Your conscience is your surest guide. —Donald R. 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