Judge — November 3, 1888 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. Hullo, Tom ! What's the matter? Horse run away with you?” McCRACKEN (fevbly)—"" No; from me. 1 was left.” “MAN OVERBOARD!" 0, ‘taint—it's a dude! Go on wid ther boat !* HINTS TO AMBITIOUS GIRLS. HOW TO HOE YOUR OWN ROW, ‘OR THE BENEFIT of girls forced to earn their own living, we have gathered from the newspapers these stories of womanly pluck and genius. Who shall say after reading them that the avenues of self-resource are closed to women? Story No.1. Lizzie newspaper man—needless to say fe wa js dilapidated estate for $28,000, paying $4,000 down, the money being ob- tained from an old lover who did not know of the engagement. She had nted, hung a Chinese lantern over the front porch, pasted up a “God Bless our Home” in the kitchen, and advertised it in the New York papers as “** Rippletide Rest, a month she sold it for $40,000, and ed an offer of 1 new owner. astinghouse, penniless orphan, engaged to ie bought the fence pa for sale to close up an estate.” In rrowly es She however, and age from th married her journ: is now pointed out by weak, helpless woman, whose voice is only fit for prayer-meeting, and whose timid ing refutation of the claim that wo- men should vote. Story No. 2. aloon-loafers © a stand- Rita Mel han, ughter, desired money minister's di to learn to play the melodeon, Thought and cried over it for a month ; also read the of Famous Women.” Rita then quietly inserted an advertisement — * Whist taught in five lessons.” In two weeks she had adult and young people's classes, and was booked in neighboring towns for lectures on “A bob-tail flush and other good hands.” At the end of the first winter Rita was worth $15,000, and had a mortgage on the town hall. Story No. 3. Sarah T. Blood, daughter of the commander at Sit- ting Stone agency, wanted money that her spring bonnet might be trimmed with something besides the omnipresent sage bush, | Made love to the Indian chiefs, each of whom swore by the fadeless stars that he would give her ten square miles of the reservation if he failed to meet her at the round-up on a certain rst volume Mr. BLoomsty Shbeak oop loud, K: Mus. BLoosistrts Mr. Bioomsteis— Mas. BLoomstEin OOMSTRAN—"* L COMING DOWN ON THE L. ot a peautiful dress! *T geds it at_Bloomstein’ Unt der hat?" “At Bloomstein’s,” Int efferyt’i night. Then she mixed a dose of stomach-ache powders in their coffee: afterwards sold the land for house lots, and was able to trim her bonnets with diamonds in bulk. Story No. 4. who had fixed a fascet in her father’s house from foreclosing the mort Whenever she shaved Was a y married a customer who had an income of $3,000,000 a year from a depot restaurant. HOME. d away from home a good deal of the time, and te the comforts of home when | strike them on aid to the hotel pro- tic Lightnook needed moncy to prevent a plumber rted_a_barber-shop. ed him is hair.” ‘ye a dollar a sh: IT REMINDED HIM OF 66] Ma traveling man I tell you I appr If you will step back with me Hil take ing you ta ure to introduc- nd her mother, kin sack, the house papered, a new set of furs for her mother response, My wife wants nd a pug dog,” was the Ah, this #* a country of happy homes,” he replied as he followed the man, DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY REDUCED, Ten labor Democra One went protectio ail ina line: - then there we Nine northern Democrats, sad to re One was.a soldier, here were eight Eight pilgrim Democrats seeki One of them found it, then there were seven. Seven thoughtless Democrats all ovt of fix; One got right again, then there were six Six Cleveland Democrats, glad to be Free trade killed one, then there were five Five honest Democrats fe One favored a fair count, lea x very sore: ing only four, Four soldier Democrats, fearless and free: One didn’t like the vetoes, then there were three. Three wise Democrats. feeling awful blue: Vere you ged him? One turned Republican, then there were tw« (Aside.) Two funny Democrats, having lots of fun; Hoth vote for Harrison, with Cleveland they're done, ve. 1. PATTERSON ig vot you god on (Lisi ad for “The idle man passes a long day.