Judge — November 3, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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54 HUM OF THE COURT. J ULLIVAN says he is troubled with “a shifted liver,” and his * friends say their trouble is a lifted shiver. [UNDOUBTEDLY Governor Hill went into Indiana to carry that state for Governor Hill. Not this evening, but on some future occasion. OME CALCULATIONS by Bandana Thurman as to states going this way and that would seem to indicate that the old gentleman is suf- fering from further cholera-morbus and that it has gone up to his head, THERE IS something real good, if it is hypocritical, in the talk of the Democrat of the period. It is, in brief—"I say I didn’t! I declare that I'm not! Blast your eyes, I'm just as good a Republican as you are.”” THE BRIEF SPEECHES of Benjamin Harrison are as able as were those of Horace Greeley in 1872. Each is a volume in a primer. There isa great man there; and his grandfather's hat is very much too late to make up the issues of 1888, THE QUESTION * Is marriage a failure?” reminds ne of that other important question, “Is it well to have been born?” If wetake the negative what are we going to do about it? OLIN BULL he wants our wool, and thinks he knows how to find it; but the Yankee lamb it will come straight home and bring its tail behind it. [7 15a fine remark of the Detroit Free Press, speaking of a man who wrote a letter to a girl who didn’t belong to him, that “love doesn’t belong to.the public,neither does it look well in print.” HE next emperor of France will be General Boulanger, and it will devolve upon him to serve the ro} as well It is too soon to predict the period of his exile or dec A SACRILEGIOUS ACCIDENT. Rector (imipres his banners in every inadvertent ouched the congregation sas dismis * My hearers, with Satan flaunting and just then old Deacon Blox spring of his campaign cane and the A) lists. the canaille. tation, HE EDITOR of the Norristown Herald gets so mad sometimes that he shrieks wildly for “a new brand of profanity.” A MAN who had danced the new waltz cally, “Waltz the matter with that a dissenting voice. quired enthusiasti- nd there wasn't ‘The president doesn’t propose that, What st the farmers: ays American women know just how to say what they mean; so that means no—which is the most ama: ‘ound here a woman's no ng discovery yet. A MAN out west bets his wife against a horse that Cleve- land will be elected. mighty easy way to get a horse for the woman to ride. ‘That seems shocking, but it is a I" IS THOUGHT by some Democratic newspapers that the Republicans are going to lose the planet Saturn as well as the rest of the universe, but we still cling to the planet Saturn, Ww DO! KNOW whether the man meant it or not. He was inebriated and clung to a lamp-post. and he said in a musing The echo that he hears is the song that he has sung.” ‘That isa very good definition of egotism, and egotism so good that it is wholly pardonable. MARKSMAN? (fo farmer) — oop in de air effery dime, ain‘d it?” MY GALL Aree nereBinisl | SURE CURETOR / [Pz MATIS I A SIGN OF DISTRACTION. ing hard and C effort to find the right road ho board they had seen. ningham had driven ten miles in a circle in an nd had dismounted to read the first sign- HE NINE Democratic parties in this city have grown to twelve, and presently there won't be enough Democratic votes to represent the various organizations. MBS. CLEVELAND has a prettier smile than most ladies, and she still has the JuDGr’s honest indorsement for a second term—on some brighter Democratic morning. POPE entertained the kaiser there was the sixteenth of in the height of the thrones they occupied, and nd-bye this will bring about many widows and orphans, RECENT DECISION gives an old debt, ‘This seems right, and yet in-many would beat her on the execution because the sheriff would have to levy her own furniture, woman power to sue her husb: AT THE SCHEUTZENFEST. Vos dat your gow, mine {rent ? Vell, I gan't shood straighde comicbooks.com