Judge — October 27, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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1 passed her on the sea-swept strand, ‘A graceful blonde, with hair as golden As sunlight on the yellow sand, (Or kingly crown in legends olden ; She set my wild head in a canter The girl who wore the Tam O’Shan- ter. Soft eyes of blue, soft cap of white, And tassel soft above them toss- ing— I simply reveled in the sight, ‘And felt their charm my soul engrossing : And yet her air was full of banter, The xiel who wore the Tam O'Shanter. 1 passed, re-paysed, and passed again, At last, with calm surprise she viewed me: I tried it yet once more, In vain! With wandering glances she eschewed me— How dared I hope thus to enchant her, ‘The gitl who wore the Tam O'Shanter ? But still I love that head.gear neat, Vil swear none other can be fairer, And pray all good the gods may grant her, ‘The girl who wore the Tam O'Shanter HUM OF THE COURT. PR Y WOMAN, it has been remarked, cannot admire another pretty woman, It is well to be correct in the selection of words, too much, THER HAS been nothi of Frederick of German: But it has its The trouble in whieh it i: ted. Mrs. DorRance Mr. Dorraxce—" Mrs. DorkANCE Mr. Dorrance tice next week, and I want to get accustomed to the roar of the guns.” 1a's coming to-morrow, Elwood.” T'm awfully glad.” 1 never heard you say that before?” jous in humor than that portion of the diary assumed that Frederick made the policy thetic side—for of course the young man was mentally . A CUCUMBER six feet long is ‘o?° Well, you see, our campaign battery begins prac- HIS VIEW OF IT. she admires her She makes her so mad that she wants to scratch her eyes out. Haxoub—" What a funny man, mamma!" Mawma—S-s-sh! that's a Pole. Haroun (2ery much interested)—" Wall, before Vd go up where there are bears and icebergs to look fora thing like that, T'd let it stay hidden !" Q' EN NATALIE is very handsome; so that handsome is as hand- some doesn't. ating Nebraska, and will do so some more as soon as somebody eats it THERE IS SOME theatri in all such cases the play advertising that is new and ingenious; but Is to warrant the consequent attendance. Hvech J. GRANT knows how to hang a man as well as Grover CI land does, In studying the capacity of candidates one must never forget that. UMORED, the case of MeQuade furnishing the inducement, that the boodlers are coming to town, and that John R. Fellows will meet them in velvet gown. CALVIN S. BRICE is jumping for western rainbows, and if he caught one by the tip of its tail it would lift hint just sufficiently to make him let go and break his only neck. PROHIBITIONIST is a man who would pull down the jasper columns supporting the roof of heaven because of an imaginary worm-hole in one of them, the same existing wholly in his bleared and jaundiced eyes. AS THE SHERRY AND BIT- TERS CAME ON. E. was from Boston and was seated in the window of the club of which he was a visiting member for a day A vision of sweet face, fluffy hair and lace swept by, and he remarked, “ Why don’t your New York girls have something other than dress to distin- guish themselves by? Now, in Bos- ton, no matter how perfectly and cor- rectly a woman may be attired there is always something more to identify her as a creature of thoughtful habit, re- fined feeling and gentle breeding. Did you ever notice it? What is it?” And just then the quiet waiter stole in and observed, “ The glasses, gentlemen: will you kindly move your elbow, sir 3” comicbooks.com