Judge — October 13, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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4 HUM OF THE COURT. NEW POEM is entitled “The Minstrel’s Curse.” Probably he broke a string. T IS NOT always well to be tre- mendously wise. Cain was a very Abel man, and see what came of it! T ISa dark secret how Captain Andrews of the vessel of that name managed to save his life, and why such a man as that should want to save it. D4’ LAMONT says neither the president nor he drinks. Dan is a fine inventor of statements, but we should think he would sometimes, be afraid of the Almighty. OVERNOR HILL doesn't drink, and so when the saloon- keepers meet him they think, with great astonishment, that he is a little cheap angel froma low-down, seven- by-nine heaven. THE DRUMMERS, to the num- ber of 600, who recently called on General Harrison, showed the sheepskin of graduation from the college of common sense, and sent the sound of it all round the union. WHEN FRITZ of Germany in- timates, in his recently pub- lished diary, that he controlled Bis- marck in certain large political poli- cies, it seems safe to conclude that he was ill long before he knew there was anything the matter with him. been tattooing yourself in tha Wire ( fretfully) bathing-suit’ with the colors ran and I can’t wash it off now." ‘s all A CHICAGO PAPER wants to see a man drop five miles from a bal- loon, Capital idea ; and when it is done let us give a further altitude to the blue vault of heaven and have a drop or two from that. STUDENT of human nature says that when a girl says “ Don’t” you must go right on with the kissing as if she had said * Proceed ;” but he had to write the advice with his left hand, the arm of the other having been broken in the consequent encounter. PAID DEARLY FOR HIS MODESTY. Deacon (horrified) —"' Bless me, Maria! what under the sun have you i vulgar fashion for ?” gh neck and long sleeves that you bought me. HE PRINCE OF WALES has a debt of $500,000. It seems tough, but we are glad that her majesty's health is excellent. HE WOUNDS of a friend are so faithful, with the dagger in the hands of Brother Dana, that the friend never recovers from them. A, PICKINSON, according to the * Albany Times, was once a great power, and now she is a great pow-wower. From the way she makes the Democrats run one would think her a great bow-wower too. MADEUS of Italy has married hisniece. Itisa great pity that anybody should survive a period on the throne of Spain to do such a thing as that. He ought to have died when the appropriate time came. THE Albany Times (Dem) says there are several Democratic papers that oppose Cleveland, and there is no Democratic paper that opposes Hill, That is true; but— h'm !—we must remember that this has been a pretty cold summer. A TRADES congress was held at Brad- ford to-day. ‘The president, Mr. Shipter, bitterly denounced the Tree traders who ad: vised buying in the cheapest markets irre. tive of ‘consequences to workmen. If sBetlute and unconditional cheapness was Fight, he said, then by all means import Chinese and encourage the sweating system. That is a London dispatch of September 3d. If the American workingman wants to know what free trade is he had better take it . somewhat to heart. THE EDITOR of the Detroit Free Press says the good do not die young, and tries to prove it by the remark that he is pretty old him- Sometimes the more proof a man has the worse for his argument. your fault. It's that horrid striped The self. I" COST a bright young man of Indiana fifty cents to lose his life, and if he had won that wouldn't have paid for the later funeral. He thought he could cross a railroad track before the engine struck him, and the engine beat him by the sixteenth of a second. A BROKEN-UP TRYST. Miss CoLey—"' Ef my ole fahder knowed yo" wuz co'tin’ me, Gawge Simson, I doan’ fink whad he'd laike it.” pnfo" massy's saik, pop, doan’ kick um ‘gen! “Yolll hab murdah on yo’ suah !" comicbooks.com