Judge — October 6, 1888 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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The captious critic who discovered that ‘ax spelled sithout the final ‘e’ has rather a blynt look * probably hought he was pretty sharp.— Blizzard. “There was a frog who lived in a spring, He caught such a cold that he could not sing.” Poor, unfortunate Batrachian ! In what a sad plight © must have been, And yet his misfortune was one at often befalls. sit ‘once tuneful voice be enus homo" is ut- cold in the head,” or on the lungs, or | For the above mentioned * croaker oth combined, ve are not aware that any remedy was ever devised ; but we rejoice to know that all human singers may keep their heads clear and throats in tune by a timely use of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh_ Remed and Dr. Pierge's Golden “Dear wife,” said a dying husband, “if you do marry again, wait at least until the grass is growing on ny grave?” The widow promised faithfully that his wish Should be respected. “About two weeks after the funeral the widow visited the grave and, pressing a gold in the sexton’s hand, said: *Can’t you have this rave sodded without delay ?"— Texas Si/tings. It may be in keeping with the slang of the times, but it is hardly in good taste to ask a washerwoman where she is hanging out now.— Keston Courier. CATARRH AND PALSE TEETH.” A prominent English woman says the American wo- men all have high, shrill, nasal voices and false teeth, Americans don’t like the constant twitting they get about this nasal twang, and yet it is a fact caused by ur dry stimulating atmosphere, and the universal pres- nce of catarrhal difficulties. Tut why should so many of our women have false teeth? That is more of a poser to the English. It is quite impossible to account for it except on the theory of de- ranged stomach action caused by imprudence in eating, and by want of resgular exercise. Both conditions are unnatural Catarthal troubles ever prevail, and end in cough and consumption, which are promoted by mal- nutrition induced by deranged stomach action. 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