Judge — September 22, 1888 — page 7: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

RIGHT ABOUT FACE. Se O° de fan's saik! Mistah Preeders, am dis yo'self? An’—well, well, well! chile, how smoove you'se lookin’: di lehdy an‘d’ liddie chill’n, an’ dat n’ how's big floutin’ yal o° your woddy mitey! s sence ‘seen yer; “deed it doe: * Whar's yer been ? “ Whar's yer been, h *Stan’ ober dar ai look et yer. seems y"ars luff me Fat an’ hearty an’ shinin aknut ile same ez eber, and ole kin'ly smile a glit’rin’ » teef when d’ lips pop: R says ter aunty yisday, ders yits hamsomer en ham- en luff ) ammy= gillud fer de pore ole man ter see! Wah-he-ho-ho! he gurgled off into a paroxysm of admiring and laudatory chuckles. “TE wuz a lookin’ fer yo", “Glad tr'arch’s hes fren’s. like ki dat sa up says 1, Dat ‘Polinaris somer eb’ry tame ‘r sees ‘m, en’—xit d’ sun shine on dem count’nance whad’s a and Mr. Preeders. does a” pa- ed fer b’ he's ’s ter gub me one ‘r dem bill-boa’d tickers fo’ d’ base-ball poler groun’s, en I'll be more'n pleased uf y'll ‘clude aunty. She's pow’ful stuck on dat Keefer whad frows dem sucenlar bawls.”” “pat ain’ jes’ it, unk’, T wuz proud ter fink whad yo" mighd ten’ me fohteen caints fer t’ git m’ laundry out’n d” hocker.” The old man turned on his heel, stamped on th ing newsboy, and as he strode Strangah’s whad’s locked up tigh frum d heart!" unk’l,” this. fror 17; glad yo" wuz. od fer ter tink dat he’s c: “Spec yo toe of interfer- y away he groaned, “Dese ullus a pesterin’ a man ond’ street orter be ‘rested en den Isr'el’s army ! yas d’ ought, en T’se a speakin’ loud A QUESTION OF GRIP. Starvetey (clasping her hand and dropping on his knees) Crassus! if you but knew the undying love "—— Miss Crasus — Rise, rise, Mr. Starveley, and take your chair ! you trying:to lift yourself to my level or pull me down to yours?” "Ah, Miss Are “"TWAS ON THE BROAD ATLANTIC.” Ixenitent (ten days woreeked — Grousers ' dey vos ras mein ! Irstetn—"* Holt on, Ab.! See ohf efferythin’ vos oud der pocgket A-ha! a sail—a sail Bass 3 SPINCKIE (referring fo the Miss Cg00N Ar tramps around here afte Z I vill hoisd me your z ar SS = IT BROKE THE ENGAGEMENT. evening being chillyy—"* You should have brought been a protection to you.” should have thought of that, Ma said there were so many A DIFFERENT ANIMAL “Have you seen the elephant ? the other evening of a neighbor. ‘0, ma‘am,” he replied ; “we won't see the elephant until after the ENTIRELY. old Mrs. Bently at the circus show. A GREAT ROAD. Bobley (to fellow actor)—" L wonder which of the roads out of New York does the biggest passenger business Wiegh Phe Central, of course. T' walk on, you know.” four parallel tracks to “There was an old man from Ohio: Said he, “To yet there Fil try OF But the people cried “Sault! v HOW TO TEST A FRIEND. Study what your dog thinks of him, See if he offers to lend more than you Take him with you when you call on your best irl if he happens to be handsomer than you. s Note how’ long he remembers what he has done for you. Give him an opportunity to better himself a See if he breaks an appointment to x When you have accomplished anythi credit he takes to himself, Inconvenience him and see if he mentions it to his friends. Offer him the chance to escort home the pretty girl you met « your cousin's. your expense, elsewher 4 together note how much Judge him by what he does rather than by what he says. Always be short when he asks for a loan. Give him an opportgnity to anticipate the favor you are about to ask. BE ON TIME. He who walks, to ride away, May in the Pullman res Rut he who runs to cateh a train May try the feat next day again VERY CONSIDERATE. Bank official—" Well, been certified, and it’s all right. Old frishwoman (apologetically)—" 1 know, sur; but if ye plaze Oi'd loike a bit of brown paper to wrap it in so as to kape it from the sweat.” at more do you want? That check has A ditch looks big only before we jump and after we fall in, comicbooks.com