Judge — September 15, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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THE EFFECT OF THE WILD WEST SHOW ON STATEN ISLAND. Larrie Encar Beiciroy (masguennding as" Lone Dog I wish you'd come down on the kiwn, man We lassoed papa as he came out of the water, and now the rope’s got a kink in it and we can't get him down !” Wy AME CLOTHING y INCLUDED IN THE GROUP. Mr. Peepiey—" Here's a good fittin’ coat on this figger, Mandy. Wait ‘Il th’ man comes an’ I'll ax th’ price.” Tir. pewaty—" Git out th’ focus, you old chump ! I'm the head salesman, an’ they're just takin’ my photo for an HUM OF THE COURT. OF ALL the nice words of tong have Ben, * © pen, the nicest are these—we shall T IS NOT necessarily vulgar to bite the corn from the cob, but one should never eat the cob. HE SEASIDE WOMAN who doesn’t chew gum is frequently com- pared with the woman who doesn’t know beans. TWO MORMONS who were proselyting in Alabama have done some fine work, ‘That is to say, nobody knows what's become of them, and it is generally thought that if they were not shot they died natural deaths. THE DEMOCRATS are claiming every- thing; but we notice that there are several jewelry stores that keep their dia- monds yet. ARNER MILLER is a handsome man as to his face, and when one considers that handsome is as handsome does what a superb man he immediately becomes ! SOME DEAD BEATS at Saratoga beat that rich man, Georg $40,000 at one sitting. Law, out of Necessity knows no Law, but villainy is too thoroughly ac- quainted with hir HiS GRANDFATHER'S HAT was not so very bad, but he loaded up his grandfather's gun: and with the very first shot those Democrats they got, and since they have all been on the run, RHODE ISLAND MAN suicided by swallowing a lange n and then hanging himself, It ought not to take so much trouble and expense to get out of such a small state as that nount of poison [8 THE existing unavoidable delays in the distribution of the mails it is pos- sible that Mr. Cleveland's order to federal office-holders to abstain from polities has been mislaid, but we feel quite confident : For by the sight it has not been absolutely lost. A SATANIC EPISODE, I wasn’t sure, but as I pulled My skiff toward the pier, It seemed to me that something strange Affected Cynthia dear. ind still again, old aloof ; She bad a cloven hoof, HE MOSQUITO of Kentucky lives just one day; so that there is one virtue in the favorite Kentucky beverage anyhow. THIS COOL WEATHER admonishes us that some of those ladies at the resorts had better put on a few of their clothes. IF A MAN becomes the father of triplets he is apt to smile himself and his friends half to death; but if the triplets turn out to be a quartette he and the friends are ruined forever. THEY ARE electing Boulanger from three districts ata time now. and it really seems a possibility that some day, if he doesn’t run him- self against a few more swords, they will do it from the entire country. A GOLD PIECE of the denomi $20 is said to carry bacteria. on your b: MUGWUMP is a man who respects opinion, merely claiming that the opinion shall be his own, $8 CLEVELAND.” says the Rochester Post-Express, “isa fat fraud. Not fat, we think—oh dear! not fat. SORGIA MAN ba lined coffin, A man as eccentric as that cannot zinc his identity too much, GAM _ COX has presented a_mumniy to the Smithsonian institution, He didn’t know where to keep it, and he was afraid the boys would steal it and adver- tise it as a new convert to the Democratic par ation of Bring teria, hes in a zine- KING OF BAIT, an Irish gentle- man remarked to General Harrison handing him a new species of deception for fish, “That bates the divil.” said the general, going for the other boy, * we've caught him already.” AND Mormons to emigrate to the land of the Z in old Mexico: but the vacancy will im- mediately be made good, seve leading Democrats having bought property at Salt lake for permanent occupation be- ginning with next November. al thousand my best eye comicbooks.com