Judge — August 25, 1888 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE The Result of Merit. When any thing stands a test of fifty years among a discriminating people, it is pretty good evidence that there is merit somewhere. Few, if any, medicines have met with such continued success and popularity as has marked the progress of BRANDRETH’S PILLS, which, after a trial of over fifty years, are conceded to be the safest and most effectual blood purifier, tonic, and alterative ever introduced to the public, That this is the result of merit,eand that BRANDRETH’S PILLS perform all that is claimed for them, is conclusively proved by the fact that those who regard them with the greatest favor are those who have used them the longest. BRANDRETH’S PILLS are sold in every drug and medicine store, either plain or sugar-coated. AMERICAN BANK NOTE COMPANY, 78 to 86 Trinity Place, New York. Business founded 178 Incorporated under laws of State Bonds for Governmen of Exchange, Stamps, Safety Colors. Safety Papers. Work Executed tn Fireproof Buikiiogs, Lithographic and Type Printing. Rallway Tiekets of Improved Stylex, Show Carda, Labels. Calendars, Blank Books of Every Description. JAues Macosovon, Pres. Tweo, tt F ‘Aug. pard. Touro Robertson, (YoPFS IR. Styrene A emington STANDARD ‘Our Unqualified Challeng Machines remains unaccepted. Sen GOOD FOR WEAK LUNGS. Monte Cristo Whisky. ‘The best produced. 73 cents and $1 per bottle, Sent in cases of six and twelve bottles. CHILDS & CO., Proprietors, 543 and S45 Tenth Avenue, and SX W. 424 Street, New York, for a test of all Writing ‘tor copy if interested. THIS WORLD 18 This world is very funny, For no matter how much money Man is earning he will spend it and be “hard up” all the time ; To his utmost he is straining To “catch up” without attaining Till he makes his life a burden when it should be bliss sublime. VERY FUNNY. He who earns a thousand merely ‘Thinks two thousand dollars yearly Would be just the figures to make happiness complete ; But his income when it doubles Only multiplies his troubles, For his out-go then increasing makes his both ends worse to meet. It is run in debt and borrow ** Flush” to-day and “* broke” to-morrow, Financiering every which way to postpone the day of doom ; Spending money ere he makes it, And then wondering what takes it, Till he, giving up the riddle, looks for rest within the tomb. Oh, this world is very-funny ‘To the average man whose money Doesn't quite pay for the dancing that he does before he should ; And he kills himself by trying Just a little higher flying Than is suited to his pocket and his own eternal good. Goodall’ s Sun. RESULTS OP RIGID TEST. By the American Analyst of New York “It polishes the enamel rapidly and easil the teeth, reaches the sides and angles WHERE BRISTLES D0 NOT PENETRATE. ; does not excite the most sensitive teeth or irritate the gums, rom an economic stand- point is not one-tenth so dear as any othe First cost, 60 cents, for bolder and box of 18 Felt Polishers, latter only need be renewed, 25 cents per holder imperishable ; at all dealers or mailed by Horsey Maxuracturine Co., Utica, N.Y. box: SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY. Wife—" Where were you last night, John 2° t the theatre with a customer from the “What! in all that pouring rain?” Certainly ; what's a little rain 7" You are going to church with me this morn- ing, aren't you?” Husband —"* What, in all this rain? Y eh, m2 must be In this issue there is a handsome picture descriptive of the present condition of affairs in the political world, and also showing in the most striking manner, that | although the politicians are fighting amongst themselves, yet the winning ticket for 1888 in the musical world is the Sohmer piano, In the front of the picture is Columbia being most courteously received by Mr, Hugo Sohmer who desires to present to her the “Sohmer™ piano. By the side of Mr. Sohmer ina group are Josef Kuder on the left, Mr. Charles Fahr in the centre, and Mr. George Reichmann at the right rejoicing over the recognition of the instru- ment’s merits on the part of Columbia representing the people of the United States, Above this is a banner waving the words "* Sohmer & Co.” In the background ‘one sees the Capitol with masses of struggling politicians. surrounding Cleveland, Thurman, Harrison and Morton, But in one thing they all agree, that is the high position and standing of the celebrated Sohmer piano, That sentence of Governor Foraker of Ohio at Chi- cago, " Weare going to nominate a gentleman,” grates on our Democratic contemporaries. Can it be that the shoe fits?—Adbany Journal, pla ee th DEAF Degas ResvOex ny Weaktne, Gad pert ht rane drums all cage where te Sieapeta poate Repl jetow to tog ‘them. Write to F. HIS Broadway, cot. 14th Bu N. ¥., or iluateniod book St prov HAVE YOU TEETH Then Preserne Them by Using Bailey’s Rubber . Tooth Brush. It cleanses the teeth perfectly, and polishes the enamel without the usual FRICTION that destroys it. It is made of pure Para rubber compounded that it will last for years. It is always clean, and may be used in hot or cold tooth wash of pow ETT ‘water in connection with any der, without injury. DEFECTIVE TEE are often caused by too harsh treatment by the YON when the teeth and gums are tender ven some adults find it impossible to use a bristle brush without lacerating the cums. For cleansing artificial teeth it has no equal; by drawing. the brush from the handle a quarter of an inch, it forms a perfect plate brush. They are made in two sizes: No. t (price 40 cents), fame a cot, for children and ladice: No, 2 cents), same as full size bristle brush. PeThe handles are made from celluloid, in four . colors—in white, pink agate, shell and amber. Both handle and brush are imperishable. For sale by druggists and dealers in toilet goods, oF will be sent, prepaid, on receipt of C. J, BAILEY & C0,, Manufacturers, 132 Pearl Street, BOSTON, MASS. Send $1.25, $2.10 or $3.20 for a retail box, by express, prepaid west of New York and east of benver.of the fest Candiog tp the World. pos up pure. Suitable for presenta. Try it o “Address GUNTHER, Contectioners 12 State St.Chicazo AMPAIGN. GOODS Our new CATALOGUE OF CAM- PAIGN OUTFITS, with constitution, Grill tactics and full information about Organising and drilling Marching Clabs. ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE FREE. A. G. SPALDING & BROS. roemiettes.s | LPI The finest Meat-Flavoring Stock. USE IT FOR SOUPS. Beef Tea, Sauces and Made Dishes EXTRACT OF MEAT. NW. B.—Genuine only with fac-simile of Baron Liebig’s signature in BLUE INK across label. Sold by Storekeepers, Grocers and Druggists LIERIG! EXTRACT OF MEAT CO., L'td, London. HENRY LINDENMEYR, Paper Ware House 15 & 17 BEEKMAN ST., N. Y. Branch Warchouse, 37 E. 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