Judge — August 25, 1888 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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* Brains will tell ;” that will tell too,—Burlington Free Press. ‘There. is a new band in Lincoln. man who plays at one time a concertina, a triangle, two or three drums, cymbals, and other instruments. of torture. It is singular how much nightmare may be produced by a combination of this kind.—Webraska State Journat, If you have a discharge from the nose, offensive or otherwise, partial loss of the sense of smell, taste or hearing, eyes watering or weak, feel dull or debilitated, pain or pressure in the head, take cold easily, you may rest assured that you have the Catarrh, ‘Thousands of cases annually, without manifesting half of the above symptoms, terminate in Consumption and end in the xrave. No disease is so common, more deceptive, less understood or more unsuccessfully treated by physicians. The manufacturers of Dr, Sage’s Catarrh Remedy have, for many years, offered a standing reward of $500 for a case of Nasal Catarrh, no matter how bad or of how, long standing, which they cannot cure. Remedy sold by druggists, at 50 cents. THE MAIDEN'S SUMMER WORK. She plays croquet upon the lawn, She reads enchanting stories, And daily rises with the dawn To train her morning glories. Among the wavelets, flashing white, She practises natation, And on the silvery sands at night She flirts with desperation: No social duty does she shrink ; ‘There is her strength expended ; She'll kill herself with over work Before the summer is ended. —Boston Courier, LADIES’ RIDING HABITS, Wedding and Reception Costumes, OINNER AND EVENING TOILETTES Made to Order, also Costumes for Dramatic Artists N26KN28 Cheohit St Philadelphia _ ~ CARL UPMANN’S” BOUQUET CIGAR, | BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. All genuine Cant Urnans’s Bovovrt Cicaks have a band bearing his name, in above cut. This is the finest three-for-a- quarter cigar manufactured in the world, For the past six years it has been sold by the lading jobbers in the United States, and has steadily increased in populanty and volume. and today it stands without a rival Retatters and by the following w Howard W. Spurr & Co., Boston. | Sprague, Warner & Co, Chicago. Bess W, Wei & Cay New York, | The Western Mews Co, Chicags Straus, Cincinaati. Fred. J. Kiesel & Co, Ogden. Brookmire & Co, St, Lovis Idelman Bros., Cheyenne. eeare Brady & Co, Omaha. ‘Harrison, Farrington & Coy 1.S Brown & Bro , Denver. Minseapolis. Geo. Wright & Bro, Milwaskee. T. C. Power & Bro, Fort Bestoa. 1. W. Bernhesm & Co. lin, Bismark. but just confide a secret to a | giddy girl and see if there isn't something besides brains | It consists of a | WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN SOME DAY TO PEOPLE WHO MUST GO UNDER THE “L” ROAD. SMrrH—"* What a fool that fellow is to walk across there. I always walk under this pan, that catches every thing that drops— When a grocer retires from business he weighs less than he did before.—A merican Hebrew. MIRTH. [Some distance after Milton, Pa.) “ Haste thee, nymph, and bring with thee Jest and youthful jollity, Quips and cranks and wanton wiles, and becks and wreathed smiles Such as hang on Hebe's cheek, ‘And love to dwell in dimple sleek.” Bring with thee ancestral jokes, Funny things by funny folks ; Jokes about the stovepipe grim ; Sara Bernhardt, long and slim ; jarden gate, that won't stay shut ; joat, with many an if and but, Browsing on the empty can : Giddy lass and fresh young man ; Mugwump mule, so prone to kick ; Battered hat and battering brick Carpet tack, upon its head ; Shrieking man, with careless tread ; Swollen ear and wagging jaw: Snoring husband ; mother-in-law ; Jokes that wrinkled Care (and everybody else) de- rides, And Laughter (fearing that he has got into the wrong home) holding both his sides ; Come and trip it as you go, On the light Fantastic toeboggan. Rosert J. BURDETTE. ve Tou ‘hem to bicker and quarre! and Jar, Like the Bats aed the sharpe tual they freqwenty ara, ask YOUR FURNISHER FOR THE LATEST DESICN OF COLLAR ON THE MARKET. RAYS PURGATORY. Na fone naces FOR SALE BY ALL MENS FURNISHERS. MANUFACTURED ONLY.BY RES) SZ CORLISS BROS & CO. TROY. NY. 76 Franklin Street, New York City, 247-249 Monroe Street, Chteagr. a ALL STYLES SE G4 ea a ; rier 2 LOGUE 9? on looting LARGEST. CRMERICAN MANUFACTURERS WASHINGTON SEC. Great Vintage 1884. 4, ROUSSILLON & (C0., BPBRNAY, FRANCE, Known as the Purest and Driest Champagne in the United States by all lovers of good wine. E. PFEIFFER, General ral assees | 169 Greenwich St., N.Y. BLACK and TAN He—* Can't you love me just a little, Jenni r She—"* Why, Harry! don't I love you little enough already ?"— Washington Critic. comicbooks.com