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\ naval court-martial is now engaged, with due rites an! ceremonies, in ascertaining the important fact whether or not’ Naval-cadet G, H, Sheppard of the third class compelled Naval-cadet W. W. Sparks of the fourth class to perform “the jackass trick,”” which con in putting one’s thumbs in one’s eat ging. shands and braying like a jackass, amid possible ism by other third class men as to the fidelity of ne vocal imitation, Another naval cadet was accused of compelling a lower class man to chew paper, but it is a celiel toa shocked community to know that this monstrous charge fell through when subjected to the in- ve-tigation of a naval tribunal.— Buffalo Comer. he Cosmopolitan ¥ ine for August is as nice as and has a look of solid, substantial prosperity as not belonged to it heretofore. ‘The articles in ber are unusually bright and entertaining, ‘The distant wood Re-echoed with the ery : “Twas such a shout As Stentor could Not equal if he try. 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