Judge — July 28, 1888 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE A COMPARISON. I'd rather lay out here among the trees, With the singin’ birds and the bum'lebees, A knowin’ thet I can do as I please, ‘Than to live what folks call a life of ease Up thar in the city. Fer I really don’t ‘zactly understan’ Where the comfort is fer any man In walkin’ hot bricks and usin’ a fan, And enjoyin’ himself as he says he can, Up thar in the city. It's kinder lonesome mebbe you'll say A livin’ out here day after d: In this kinder easy, But an hour out here is better'n a day Up thar in the city. As fer that, just look at the flowers aroun’ A peepin’ their heads up all over the groun’ the fruit a bendin’ the trees way down; You don't find such things as these in town, Or ruther, in the city. As I said afore, such things as these, ‘The flowers, the birds an’ the bum'lebees, An’ a livin’ out here among the trees, Where you can take your ease an’ doas you please, Makes it better'n the city. Now, all the talk don’t ‘mount to snuff, “Hout this kinder life a bein’ rough, An’ I'm sure it's plenty good enough, An’ ‘tween you an’ me ‘taint half as tough As livin’ in the city. James Whitcomb Riley. “TO BE OR NOT TO BE?" soliloquized the melancholy Dane. A sea of troubles opposed. He shrank before them ; ambition lay dead. llile, as he viewed it, rested under a yellow cloud, tinged with green. Hamlet, to my mind, was bilious, The blood, diseased, carried through the natural gates and alleys of the body, made'life a burden; and the ills of the body magnified in a tenfold degree his other Purify the blood, give new life and action to the system, take Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, and your drowsiness, lack of appetite, chilly sensations, yellow skin, bad breath, will all depart, as the morning mists are dispelled by the rising sun. Thousands of cures follow the use of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. 50 cents. Husband (out of humor)—" Well, I never saw a h-brush wear out like this one. Only had it a week, ant here the bristles are all gone, and it tastes like the dickens, T wish you'd take better care of my things.” Young and inexperienced wife (pouting)—"* 1 do, and Lam sure I cleaned it thoroughly after polishing the silver with it. Ldid may best, and you shoulda't ‘com. plain." Harper's Bazar The Sea Beach railroad certainly got a long way ahead of its competitors when it induced Blondin to give his rope performances at its Coney Island terminus. ” It was a big advertisement for the Sea Beach and a source of considerable discomfiture to the rival roads, Henry James, the novelist, although forty years old, says he has never loved a woman. Henry's mother must have died early.—d/bany Journal. unk DRY GOODS MERCHANTS IMPORTERS and RETAILERS. Sik» and High-Class Dress Fabrics, Hostery. oven, Laces, Notions, Dress Trimmings, Handkerchiefs, Embrotderies, Houne= hold Dry Goods, Paris Millinery, Contumes, Coats, Wrapn, ete. Upholstery, Curtains and Furniture Decorations. orrespondence solicited from all sections of the coun. tr. regarding materials and samples. 126%128 Chestnut St Philadelphia ‘The Buffalo Commercial tells of a lady who learned English in a school in Europe. ‘On one occasion she wished to direct a servant to kill a chicken and after plucking it to bring her the feathers. The form which her directions took was: *Die me that beast and bring me his vestment.’ CONEY ISLAND AND BATH BEACH. ‘The boats of the West End Route for these two popular resorts leave the new ferry foot of Whitehall street every half hour from 7 A.M. until 6.30 p.M,; then at 7.30, 8.30 and 9.30 p.M.; connecting with trains for West Brooklyn, Bath Beach, Coney Island and all stations on the Brooklyn, Bath’ & West End Railroad, ‘A green watermelon sat on a fruit stand, Singing ‘* mellow, I'm mellow, I'm mellow.” And a small boy stood there with a cent in hig hand, ** mellow, it’s mellow, quite mellow.”” So he bought a big hunk, cut right out of the heart, ‘And he ate it all up to the hard outside And they carried him off in a rag-dealer’s art, Poor fellow, fellow, poor fellow. cael Pe Philadelphia News. ** JeJohn, d-dear,” she sobbed, *‘d-did you ever think how’near death is to us all? Wh-what would you ever d-do, dear J-John, if I should die? “Well,” said John, musingly, “I don't know as T had ever thought of it before, my dear, but, now you speak of it, my first impression is that'I should bury you."—Somerzille Journal. “Tsay, Charley, you've spelt inflammable here with only one m!” * Well, what of it? ** Of course it isn’t, If you don’t believe me, look at your dictionary. | Vou'll find that both Webster and Worcester spell it with two m’s.” “Yes, but that doesn’t prove anything. Why isn’t Webster or Worcester just as likely to make a mistake as 1?"—Boston Transcript. Isn't that right?" When people rise in the world everybody talks about them. Its the same way with thermometers.— Yonkers Statesman, Six species of North American birds have become extinct in the last ten years. ‘They weren't as fly as the sparrow.—Philadelphia Call, First business man (busy with apile of letters)—""Yes, I'm most dead, and my correspondence not half done. I wish I could afford to adopt your plan. You dictate to that pretty girl typewriter yet, I suppose ? Second business man—" Dictate to her yet? much Idon't, We're married now. Not Prince Roland Bonaparte, in closing the session of congress of anthropologists in New Vork, expressed his pleasure at seeing so many women interested in the study of the science. Innocent royalty! The women were interested in the study of the prince and not in the science. Siape's YOUNG-FOLKS An Illustrated Paper for Boys and Gi PRINTED IN COLORS. PUBLISHED MONTEL, (PRICE. 13 CENTS. SUB- ION, $1.90 PEt YEAH Each number of Jvpos's Toxo Fouxs will consist of twenty-four handsomely printed and lthographed and besides below profusely UWustrated throug ut'with original black and white axetches by our own rt contain one double and two slagie page Mlustrations executed IN COLORS. Something Never Undertaken before by a ‘Juvenile Publication. 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