Judge — July 21, 1888 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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fl Here isa little agricultural item from the Massachu- | setts Plough—a little late in the season, perhaps, but | || quite fresh and suggestive: ** Several farmers who | have tried tarring corn to keep it from being pulled up | by the crows say it works tip-top, except that the crows pull most of it up to find a kernel that has not been tarred.” —Oil City Blizzard. “CAUGHT ON.” Jonar's Youn Fouxs seems to have caught on with Its colored illustr: ms and attractive letter- | were evidently just what the youngsters wanted. his Juncr and. - Journal ara JUDGE'S 1 \G Forks and various other Enterprises in all direc- | | Mr. Arkell is one of the busiest young men in this, ‘of the country. He has a habit of success, too, h is encouraging to watch, I should not be sur- to sce him at the head of another big newspaper prise before many weeks. This is, however, only ~The Journalist, ALWAYS YOUNG. Why is my wife so pr Is it because her eyes are always bright, And grace and modesty are in her air? Neither, believe me, though she’s very fair, She says, and says it with an earnest diction “This growing old, I find, is all a fiction, sent me * Favorite Prescription.” ” nus remedy of that name is, indeed, a female weakness,” and kindred ail- By druggists. the stomach, bowels and whole system Pellets was in my sight ? * Are you Dr. Brigsby Yes, sir. What do you want?” car that you wish to engage would like to apply for the position ~ Are you skilled in surgery 2° “Well, I can’t say that Lam, but I've ence that should qualify me. * What experience 7" J ran a saw mill for five years.""—Vebraska Journal. assistant and 1 | wad an experi- Velva Lockwood, who is running for the presidency, tas declared that she intends to" strip for the fray.” | We cannot shut our eyes to the fact that Come to think about it, however, we have concluded to shut our | oe —Vorisown Herald. “DANDRUFF should never be neglected, cause its natural end is in BALDNESS."* “The persistence of ITCHING stroying and exh: to the vital powers. nice, nor half as satisfying | asa SHAMPOO with PACKER’S TAR SOAP which allays Itching, cures Dandruff and Skin Diseases, pre- vents Baldness and leaves the skin delightfully smooth, soft, eastic and healthful. Removes odors from perspiration, etc Beents. Druggists, or 1HE PACKER MFG. CO., 100 Fulton St., NewYork. 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Our men on third base and the second and first Our left fielder has « big corn on his toe; our middle field man . we know, What ails our right fielder no person can tell, but in other respects we are doing quite well.” replied the polyglot Tennyson?” “Er ist “Well, what in We must haw * Llanbry Dan secretary der * poet laure * Oui, monsieur 7 Who ‘is this man te" gland, is prophecy, * Ben’? Is England going back on us?” dwmmp ewp!” ejaculated the secret dove for the library in search of the poems, while Grover | telephoned for a lump of ice and a palm-leaf fan.— | Saratogian, At the opening of the Brussels. Exhibition, Her Majesty the Queen of the Belgians was. graciously pleased to accept a casket, that had been specially pre- pared for Her Majesty by the Proprietors of Cherry Blossom, in which were artistically fashioned bottles and boxes containing simples of their renowned Perfume, ‘Toilet Powder and Soap. 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A feller chuck full mit vedder it vas on ackound of atriotism don'd did know his shtomack or his bocket- punishments vhen T beleef in dot for some fellers if not so oxtremely foolish as to dink dot He who vas build your heart don'd did know vat dhere of its outsides in, Der roadt of integridy g bull rushes und some dl ahead, full of clear conse’ no crooketness in dot ; no Yoost straight ational Weekly sles neider, ISMESSES.— Saapre’s YOUNG FOLKS An Mlustrated Paper for Boys and Girls. PRINTED IN COLORS. Yorxo Fouxs will consist y printed and iithographied a besides belay profusely {iustrated throush- out with original black and white sketches by qur own artis Contain one double and two slagle page Milustrations exccuted IN COLORS. ane Something Never Undertaken before by a Juvenile Publication. No Sensational Reading or Pernicious Prints, but stories from the pet ‘auch ‘able eoatributors to I times pure tn tone and Ih is not Intended ‘although it will always be enlivened by ling of ‘Innocent humor into which pot ata high standard of funay paper, pr ad the than purely moral and hi readers, Jepae's Torxe Fouxs can be had of all booksellers and pewedenters Sabscriptions should be sent direct to the publlahers, The Judge Publishing Company, 38 PARK KOW, NEW YORK. ry in Welsh, as he | THE EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY. January 1, 885. 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