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A moment ere her light goes out One buxom damsel, short and stout, Winds auburn hair on strips of And bends them till it stays there At evening when the sun hath set, And blue skies deepen inte jet, 1 sometimes light « mild cigar And wonder who my neighbors are T watch them fr In truth they are my third floor back— wire pack ; And you would quite agree with me Could you know all the things 1 see. One graceful shadow stands between A as light and a xauzy sere T have not seen her face, but yet She hath a charming silhouette. A jolly Rabelaisian priest, Who has a dozen chins at least, Puffs his ot pipe with peaceful leer And mighty swigs of bottled beer, One wild-cyed Yahoo blows the flute Till all the wrangling cats a Some hapless love hath crazed hit quite, And made of him an Ishmaclite. bor, whosoe’er thou art, draw thy screens apart, tains spread before ; Jess of thee, or more. MAKERLLUS Happiness is not hard in. If you don’t believe «il you have to do is to wateh two little girls, one at tilting see-saw plank. — Somerville Journal. . is being advertised as here is no gilt-edged business about this nt to eat pie with a knife you. can { being ostracised from society.” IT IS SO. n puzzles ladies’ brains, aught oft gives them food Who are the boors the world contains, The @mpolite and rude? The inconsi . the rough, Found in all public p) Who chew, expect Vheir si ex? 1 putt faces? The fact has been since Adam's fall, “Twill be while time endures That men of brains potite are all— The brainless are the boors —hoston Courier. Don't give up, my poor sick friend; While there's tite there's hope, "tis said ; ven mend ive up when you're dead # blond you need : ‘and tone your system give : be wwive and heed M.D: and live, none letters Jen Medical Discovery” Vierce’s), expellir remedy age. t hawk, hawk, blow, spit, and disgust every- | sith your offensive breath, but use Dr, Sage’s Kemedy and end it dorses "* His Lordship,” by Mr. Edwin ong, pure comedy, and thinks that, its embarrassing redundancy of goodness in 1. it ought to live a good many years. ‘There wat matter in“ His Lordship” to make a 1: but the half is the fifth wheel that, nught to be slipped from its he benefit of the first three-wh < alony led vehicle me and make more money at wort for us ing-up, purifying, and \ justice in Indiana, who had endeavored vainly to recover #20 he had loaned an acquaintance, had the latter before him as a witness recently, and managed quietly to stir him up to an outburst of ire that just fitted a fine of $20 for contempt of court. ‘The justi who remained cool_and collected the $20, may to have got in his fine work.—Avtland II. Vhe Troy Telegram say Jepcr. recently, entitled | fice to reach a second term, at campaign dc ment in itself. And so The president Secretary Bayard are driving in a sleigh pursued by free-trade wolves and are casting overboard, to apy | the hungry animals, little children, labeled “Civil ser- | vice* and ‘* American industries.” There is a whole | sermon in Gillam’s picture. ES \\ sae FOR ONE CENT. A CAKE OF PACKER’S TAR SOAP Will cure Dandruff and convince you by its grateful effect on the skin that for Toilet, Bath, and Nursery purposes it ix without an equal, All druggists, Sarmple, 4 cents Mention Jvoor. THE PACKER MFG. CO., 100 Fulton St. New York | ‘cents, CHARMING SUMMER RESORT. TWO MILES AA "below and opposite the eity of New London, on the East Shore of the broad bay and in fact. practically out on Long Island ‘Sound, stands the Fort Griswold, House and cottages, known as " Fort Gi -on-the-Sound,” ane of the best Sum: mer resorts on the whole New England coast. There are no mowquitoes on that side, as the prevailing winds are south-west, Diowing them off-shore. Send to the proprietors, Messrs. Mat: thews & Pierson, also of the popular Sturtevant House, Firoad- way and aoth street, New York, for their announcement for the season of 1888 cs are moderate. Tribune. THE EBOUITABLE LIFE ISSURANCE SOCIETY, January 1, 188 ASSETS, + - = $84,378,904.85 $66, 274,650.00 $18, 104,254.85 LIABILITIES, 44, + SURPLUS, = 050 = u A Concentrated Liquid Extract of MANUFACTURED BY SPECIALTY CEPT, PHIL. BEST BREWING CO. Aids Digestion. Cures Dyspepsia. Strengthens the System. Restores Sound, Hefreshing Sleep. Priceless to Nursing Mothers, —— Recommended by Eminent Physicians. —o— FOR SALE BY ALL DRUCCISTS. ‘There was a Baltimore girl in the party, and when this conundrum was given: “Why is a kiss like the earth?" she skipped the authorized answer and scored ‘one for Baltimore hospitality by announci Because it goes “round.” comicbooks.com