Judge — June 9, 1888 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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A DEMOCRATIC VETERAN. SeTHERE he goes,” said Jimperly proudly ; “that’s Smithson. You've scen his ame in the papers. Ninety-five years old and a Democrat from “way-back. Voted for every Dem- oeratic candidate for president since Jackson's time.” hi!” said Jumperly; **by . he must have a constitu tion like a horse !” * Well, I guess,"said Jimperly proudly, “he is a simon-pure, yard-wide Democrat. Never drank water but once and then there was salt in it for worms, and never paid any debt but a liquor bill.” “And they let him run around loose, do they?” asked Jumperly langnidly. “Oh, yes: he is able to take care of himself. He wants to live to vote for Cleveland this fall,” said Jimperly “Ab,” said Jumperly sadly, “that will probably finish him ;" and as Jim- perly listened to hissigh he inwardly wondered if Jumperly were a Republican or not. He could not tell from this conversation, Can you, dear reader? For many weary seasons did a poet chymelets write thyme on soap indite, TRICAL POTPOURRI. NE_ evening “The Wife” of “Shamus O'Brien,” who was “Only a Farmer's Daughter” and had had “A Checkered Life,” got New York” and fell into. Hole in the Ground” which she thou; *A Gold Min “Still Alarm” was sent out and “ She” was rescued just in time to sce a Passing Regiment” going to attack a place “ Held by the Enemy.” When she “Turned Up” at her home, which was a decidedly ak House,” she was weary and “Storm Beaten” and ready to sell out to" The Highest Bidder. Lend me Five Shillings,’ she said to her hus band after she had lighted the * Natural ( I want to pay something on *My Milliner Bill’ “It is not* A Possible Case,” hi swered, he Dark Secret” is that Lam * Dead Broke.’ ” You are Woman Hater, she rejoined with considerable * Vim.” Apart’ ‘There is no longer a* Ray’ of hope left for me. You are alre in ‘Love’ with * Our Baby’s Nurse,’ and I shall take * The Main Line’ xo back to*My Aunt Bridget.” How do you like that?” “Only *Zezo, he replied. And thus another home was “ Wrecked. “or weeks we have been * Drifting ‘The usual game at church socials in the country—Oyster, oyster, who's got the oyster ? Peat ceket AT CHEYENNE. Mus. Eswoxn (of Beston)—" Why, Violet, here's a real female Indian. Offer the » thing some of the lunch.” Howie Baowarre “No want grub: white squaw got any chew-tohacce in her blanket ?” VERY LIKE LOGIC. Professor—* Mr. Eaubrian, you may demonstrate to the class that smoking cigarettes is not injurious.” Mr, Eaubrian—" Smoking cigarettes kills; those who smoke them arc of no earthly use and ought to be killed: the good or bad_ anything does must be judged from the effect it has on the greatest: number: therefor since ettes rid the community at large of those who are useless to it smoking them is not only not injurious but beneficial.” Ah, why did Ah, why w € When a boy he'd And it sett THE LESSON LOST ON HIM. The teacher had just been explaining to the class the Christian teaching of forgiveness. she said, “suppose Johnnie Blorsom should hit you with a stone or with his fist. what would L Christian way of treating him? forgive him afterwards,” repiied GOT HIS MONEY'S WORTH. “It's a cold day when my son ain't got inventive genius. I'll sce how she works, Petey. *Sakes alive! the water's black comicbooks.com