Judge — April 21, 1888 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE GOODY TWO SHOES. CARRIED home two tin A pair of other number The pretty si s for pretty Kate, The scarcely larger for her sister Mate, pairs of shoes— * twos;” abt sincere: Then ca -made pun, The more they tortured me the more the fun! Here follow Jes of their style “Both girl shoes you've got upon a string.” “My aces beat your bigger deuces,” and “Let's hold them, thus, to keep new shoes on hand.” turning me-ward, “It is sh -leather’s not all other things understanding’ by “Keep tak-in-steps t “Irexs reves . prove how well you're heeled.’ More wretched puns on * T had The agg Such dri lose of Nay, more! they really thought it And lack “awful smart,” ly took to heart. al their gun eigned surprise e not of equal si y luck! Oh, cruel fates! y odd because they are not A SOLILOQUY. Uncue BRTHUEL (on hie first city vb cents fer a ticket, Might fest as when ft ec Hag A CONTRADICTION OF TERMS. Read in an article in a Paris paper on the relations of France with foreign powers. “For more than fifty coolness in our intercourse with Russia.” rs the burning of Moscow THE FERRY-BOAT NUISANCE. Mother--** Ave you sure, my dear, that the ladies’ cabin is on this side of the boat?” Daughter--" Why, crowded with men?” . of course, mamma. Don't you see that it’s GOT IT DOWN FINE. Read in an album. “Ttis only falling in love that is re tiful romances are those that h no end. * Love never grows old; he dies in childhood.” “THE HAND THAT RULES THE WORLD.” Husband-—"* Great heavens, Mary! there's a man shot across the street.” Wife— "Sh! Don’t speak so loud, John, or youll wake the baby.” ly ecstatic. The most beau- ew aequaintal My wrhume ee stun is that all nai IF YOU HAVE TEARS, PREPARE TO SHED THEM NOW. Read in a shop window near one of the principal Paris « We mi ty of Onion Soup, which we furnish where Refreshments dd at funerals!” A NARROW ESCAPE. Brown has had his picture published in 4 nd he sags the wood-cut is the unkindest cut of all. Ss that if it had been a striking likeness it would have knocked the artist down. SWEET CHARITY. Vagrant—* Beg parding, mum, but could: ye have the kindness to lend me a box of sardines to open with thi: Mrs. Oatcake wry T , poor fellow; but here's a dipper of water and a tract. | kinder hate to send the poor away empty handed. re pr WESTERN ENTERTAINMENT. peat off the ¢. t You tniss the affairs of se comicbooks.com