Judge — April 14, 1888 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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ANOTHER ACCIDENT ON THE “L" probably his liberty and the freedom of every town in the buck. site id Hill has lost his boom and doesit where to find it: but by bye it'll come sate bring its tail bel e been given know Yor sa xneeze without bei to give a reason for it. Very well; why doesn’t he putthe lacard on his nose Hay iy A contemporary says Jake Sharp hasn't lost his power of judy hope presently to the same compliment to the courts. To poets— derstand there i: cation in New York. except. ing ours, that isn’t pa the very highest pric spring poems. One of the little girls who write s World Ethel, it must bea pin, Have you looked? Come to its gamma, dear little sing! And Cudleigh, of the Boat, who nglish fala in his scarf, sat opposite red why they allowed babies to ride on the elevated. HUM OF THE COURT. The modern prayer--Give us this day our daily newspaper. We have the most ardent affection for Mr. Shepard and his Even- ing Prayer y Gould got home Chief: s which remind usof diamonds—they are of the first water, and likewise of the last. Take this to heart, my son—always put off until to-morrow that which should not be done to-day To certain married women—Take care of the divorce and mean- while let the dudes take care of themselves. It is understood that Adam & thorship of the Junius lett The Troy Times advises A. Badeau to put a padlock on his mouth. Hooh! he'd bite a padlock in three pieces in just two minutes. It is a good thing that no man took part in the int gress of women, because a man wants sometimes to edgewise too. yselaim to the partial au- spel according to Luke. ational con: in his word Miss Anthony says complacently that she is too young to be a pioneer. Aud too young, apparently, to marry:—she can- The woman at the bottom of Mr, Gould's troubles is a Mrs. put the man has the old affection for his destroyer that be to his confiding and disreputable sex. An Ohio man got only tw: 1 ten won 2 law in these rs in the penitentiary for having seven of whom are li We don’t understand ated manner. girl uses her own brains, and it won't be long before she has her adjectives properly disciplined. A North Carolina man ploughed into a gold mine for which he has been offered $20,000. He who by the plough would win must stick the shear most deep within. This city has two nice evening papers that seem to think their ry is of greater importance to the public than the atfuirs of Ger any or those of the ten commandments. Mr. Morosini was never able to find certain figures and documents and books. A word in your ear, Giovani—search the clothes and apartments of Adam Badeau, who made them. Mr. Shepard perhaps meant to say that in the beginning the Brooks brothers created the E.cpress, but he was naturally confused by the sudden assumption of his pet responsibility. eadvises Dr. McGlynn to goto Rome. We have often the over-gratified human soul. A Mexican was shut in a close room with six rattlesnakes, and when the door was opened the six reptiles were all dead and the other was in good spirits. Yet the survivor had not been bitten—the six had killed each other. A bolt of lightning struck a negro’s head in Dougherty county, and was shattered into a thousand fragments. ‘*Seemis to me,” said the gentleman, casually brushing his ear, ‘de butterflies is comin’ around sooner’n usual dis ced here below. The largest woman 400 pounds and has just died, and sumed, never had but one husband and was ‘SOME GEOGRAPHICAL FEATURES; OR, A STUDY IN EXPRESSION. Newtown Creek, Delaware Water-gap, Mammoth Cave, Crater of Vesuvius. Canon of the Colorado. The Manelstrom. Bronx Riser. comicbooks.com