Judge — March 17, 1888 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE'S PHOTOGRAPHS. THE SHABBY GENTEEL. Before delusive fancies sapped the romance in his heart, de- lighted friends and relatives were used to term him smart. But he left the tinsel of these youthful dreams behind, for him the world has swiftly TOWN puckered oran; nd in his deep desponde s whisper- he has come to about the brands of ram, first int al y palaces ie did of bluish how hued of tw culls « Bat new prow his shambli des the pul plenty elbows povel ints hob-nob with knav wv dilapidation and unpic offset by vulg — PHOTOGRAPHER — turesqu contiden s, where he hides his petty fe Nute, stretched lengthwise on his bed. An iron kettle a stove devoid of legs, on which he cooks some frizz mbles breakfast eggs. From unknown sc moneyed store to sat tradesmen whi door, and still their pit washer we off he punch, and in the twill rings throu portrait done fencing foils ; the myste Tae beef or se a meagre Annie Laurie One'das 1 enw hung on his wall a fair young face—surrounded by a pair of I strove to penetrate, with sentimental mind, ¢ he dropped his dirty blind. inot guess, how he will eud his days since he But should a party his ding find a flat this whimsical gent DEWITT RTERRY, CANDOR. Straitout (on his winding way home from the lodg: ole boy. Do's 1 Crafty (on his windi odol. But [ go furt ‘at ney hap’ ‘tall.” home from sam n youds, [tell mine losh 0” things GETTING AT THE SIZE OF THE CERTIFICATE. Boston young woman —** They tell me that Miss De Peyster has a beautiful marr’ te." Chice young thousand woman —* How much—twenty-tive or fifty FICTION wo FACT. Bortox Faruyse (rea from ateent, son) himself popular. nple have Just given hin a. testomeotal kn the ekderslown party. UNACCOUNTABLE RAGE. very pleasiutly) “It gives me great pleasure to tell yua thet «miserable —, Kood-for-nhing lusk 1 what's the matter? Are A LESSON IN REAL LIFE. Angry matron (to messenger boy)—** See that saloon over theret” . (holding out nickel inducement)—* See this?” M. B. (unhesitatingly, and. precipitately hiding the = Yes'm.” A.M. (with a volubility that increases 1 husband's in there. Go right in and tell hin i ks kinder thi and loc he hadn't beer ell him his wife 8 she's close by, if he don't waltz out quick a wink she'll bust in and take him out.” M. B. ‘m.” (And in nine seconds he is back.) “1 told him, mum, an’ the whole caboodle of “em skipped outer the back door. T guess all your husbands muster been t r color) rtared HIS VIEW OF IT. Lawyer Snap (of counsel for defendant, whose case looks doubt ful, because the jury don’t seem to enthuse when his witnesses testify “Are you acquainted with any of the jury?” Witness (an honest man)—** Yes, sir. 1 know more than half of them.” Lawyer S. didn't k “T should think it strange, very nw nore than all of them put U strange, if you William, as he appeared during the eider-down party. comicbooks.com