Judge, 1888-02-18 · page 6 of 18
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nt tales 4 he time when every bird Chone for itself a Was onc Jy, in ardent mood, Sent to my girl Anking her to be mine, heart's desir at with a mutual love I might her breast inspire. From Byron and from Moore I called and apt In choi 1s of poesy My burning thoughts were wrapped. Next day the postman brought to me A dainty Enelosing : Assurance of my hope Alas! alax! that eruel fate nile thus possess the power hoped-for billet-dons Mus. Foxraw Have you seen Mu Mus. Buxagnn we nay it's more ree NOT A GOOD RUNNER. “TL feel very sorry for the rich duke of Newcastle,” suid a | friend the other day. “asked the latter, ‘Is he aboring under any misfor- times so driven that “All night, sir; . L should say he was ll s only one le This is leap-year, you know, and A JUST THE MAN FOR THE PLACE. Higgins— Wh outh applies at a g a clerkship. ‘ou should be told, al, “that we are some- 0, INSIDE THE STY. Tramp (to himself}—"* Now you're warblin’, country! OUTSIDE THE STY. Fanwer InaR—" It’s a cold et A number one corn-meal with woot fat a bog. THE ART MUSE VS. MARS. tty’s * Cavalry,” Lobenia * ¥ hax just joined the Twentycecond: Brooklya infants itter companies we have to work all night.” T'm a somnambulist.” S IT MAY BE IN THE FUTURE. 10 is that man you just bowed to 7” none of them; he's in th the great Jersey bridge tower.” ELEVATOR ETIQUETTE. Always smoke; cigarttes pre ferred, Never remove your hat when there are iadies present: you might take cold. No matter if the crowded, get in; ther room for you ator is is always Never wait for those Ir you wish to enter, Be sure to push everybody a nd reat them, It makes they are attrieting can and st them think attention. Ask the man in el many passengers he cau six days or how m elevator will trav it reminds him of a De civil-service examination carry in niles the Hit be jes ez wicked toe hankah fo’ Deekin Jones chick: ens ez hit am toe ste: fowls; but ef der en hankahi jail. day when plenty o'll keep onten fresh buttermilk comicbooks.com