Judge — October 1, 1887 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE SEPTEMBER SOLILOQUIES. The nights are gittin’ cooler and the crickets loudly sing, the goldenrod is dusty whar it grows agin the wall, And the boarders frum the city heaps of hints begins tew fling about their gruland lodgin’s and I guess its gittin’ Fall They begin tew tell the diffrunce twixt a pullet and a hen, ‘stid of pickin’ ‘em tew sell; They begin tew snuff thar noses at the odors frum the pen and tew talk of movin’ homewards and I guess they might as well. They said they came for freshness and fur green- ness toe our taown, But between the sun and board-bills we have done them up quite brown, y come tew settle, why the blindest see That the freshness and the greenness wasn’t prominent in me. PACKER’S TAR SOAP. “The Ladies’ Favorite,” for all toilet cleansing and purifying purposes; for prevent- ing chapping, chafing, comedones, or “ flesh- worms,” and other skiu affections; for curing dandraff, premature baldness, itching, acne, ote.; for correcting the injurious effects of com metics, and for washing the delicate skin of infants. Unequalled for shampooing. 25 Cents per Cake, Druggists or THE PACKER M'F'G CO., 100 Fulton Street, N.Y. HIGH GRADE California Wines. CHOICE OLD VINTAGES. Guaranteed Artsolutely Pure. Port Wine, Sherry, Tokay, Muecatel, Angelica, | Clarets. Burgundy, White Wines, Grape Brandy and Champagnes . SEND FOR PRICE L Special rates to Hotels, Restaurants, Druggists. Grocers and the trade, For cellence, Flavor, and Purity our Wines are not excelled by any For- eign Wines offered in this market. nd they want ter eat the berries | NIRVANA. Tam A clam ; Come learn of me Unclouded peace and calm content Serene, supreme, tranquility Where thoughtless dreams and dream. less thoughts are blent ; When the salt tide is ri In billows blue my plac And when it ebbs I’ slumber in the mu Content alike with ooze or crystal wave. I do not shudder when in chowders stewed, Nor when ‘the Coney Islander engulfs me raw ; When in the church soup’s dreary soli- tude Alone 1 wander, do I shudder? Naw ; | If jarring tempests beat upon my bed. Dr summer peace t Ido not care ; as I hav All's one to me Efery body vas got a temper of hisown, but der feller dot can put a mortgages « it, so as to keep dot all by himself, v: ondidled to have a goot abbetite on hi tomb-shtone. BEECHER'S GREAT EULOGIST. Mr. Parker, the celebrate: tongued London divine, is shores and will de- liver a eulogy on his great_ friend Beecher. The of the great Pl. mouth pastor was unquestionably shortened by the distressing malady called hay-fever. Hay-fever is only another name for catarrh, and it will behoove Dr. Park- er, before | going upon his contemplated’ lecturing tour through the States, to provide himself with a supply of the K-Wren Remedies, which not only cure hay-fever, but all throat and. lung diseases of which strange climate are ible. Cl the bronc! sore throat will find an unfailing cure in the use of the troches. They can be \carried in the vest pocket in the pulpit where one dissolved slowly on the tongue | will immediately allay hoarseness and impart clearness and strength to the lungs. _K-\Wren Cough Balsam will cure a bad cough over night. Sold by all druggists. K-Wren Troches, price 10. 15 |and’25 cents per box. K-Wren Cough | Balsam, price 50 cents and $1 per bottle. | Charles'D. Keep, sole agent, 49 Exchange Place, N. Y. DR. PARKER. | =m | Consumption Cured. An old physician. retired from practice, having had placed ‘his hands by an East India mbslonary the formula of a imple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthina and all throat | and lung affections; also a positive aid radical cure for Ner- | Sous Debility and’ all Nervous Complaints, after having ested its wonderful curative powers ih thousands of cases | has felt it his duty to make it known tobissuffering fellows Actuated by nd a desire to relieve human snt- fering, 1 will send f is | recipe, in German, for preparing and ‘using. Sent samp, naming this paper, W. A. “KING OF TABLE UNDERWOOD SPRING WATER RFFECT.-TUESDAY. Royal Argand Surprised Party. CHLoE—Good Lor’, Missus, you oughter buy the ROYAL ARGAND LAMP, dat so clear and bright. Just lobely. An’ make ebery hair on dat cat shine like de colors ob de rainbow. Salesroom No. 1 Barclay Street, Next Broadway. W PUREST NATURAL WATER. HEALTHFUL, COOLING AND REFRESHING. PREVENTS BRIGHT'’S DISEASE. Sena for Circulaz. THE UNDERWOOD COMPANY, General Office, 18 Vesey St., New York City D. RICH & CO., 735 Broadway, New York City In answer to many inquiries we have authority to state, that unlike many remedies CARL DL. JENSEN'S Crystal Pepsin Tablets for Pyspepata can be freely used without injury to the stomach.