Judge — September 3, 1887 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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ape: But whiter than the lily’s gleam And purer, is her maiden dream: The lily’s petals, waxen white, Burst open to the morning light, But fairer is the opening flower That dreams alone this morning hour. Between the lilies on the stream, And skies with azure summer gleam, The fairest sight the eye may see Floats in this form of purity. And if along the stream you stray At early morn or close of day, Not flowers below or heaven above Will snare the heart in webs of love. WHERE HE GOT IT. Employer—* John, did you get this dead letter from the post-oflice?” John—* No, sir; from the post mortem.” REEDMOOR AT HOME. HELP FOR AN ORPHAN. Tramp—* Won't you help a poor man who lostall of his relatives the rebel- + Hold on tight ter der gun, Milesy, an’ [bet I'll hit sumthin’. BUZZ SAWS Luck often makes us over confident. The thrt sometimes falls in love herself. The arm of the law seems often out of join... The hen that doesn't lay eats the most corn. The cramp often picks out the best swimmer. The truest tale isn’t always the most believed. of scissors must part before they can meet. insolvent bank often‘has the finest building. The fire comes when the insurance policy runs out. You can't judge a man by his own recommendation. To shake hands with an enemy won't atone for a wrong. A table with three legs is often as steady as one with four. The man with the longest sword often gets the worst of it. The fish that gets away always looks as big as the sea serpent. The man who drinks the most hasn't always the reddest nose. Good credit in business is often better than a fat bank account. y lane has a turn, but ny of us get tired before we reach it- Je money the workingman gets from thecapitalist the labor agitator tries to take away from him. 3 In these days of elopements it is becoming rather risky to furnish your new house before the marriage ceremony has been performed. When we haven't a penny we want taffy penny we want a house, and wl want the earth, when we have the on we have enough to buy a house we TOO BAD. First doctor—“ Seems to me you're feeling awfully blue to-day. Second doctor—" A great source of my income has been suddenly cut off despite all T could do.” ‘irst doctor — “ How's that ?” Second doctor— “The millionaire, Peters, has entirely recovered from the illness which I some time ago pro- nounced fatal.” A TRICK OF THE TRADE. “Tm writing a novel,” said Miss ush to the story- writer of a young ladies’ magazine, “and I want you to tell me what you do when one of the characters saves the life of the herv and bh him just when he is about to marry the heroine?” was the matter of fact reply, ‘I kill her, of course.” falls in love w “Why, Mistress of the house— “About how much would you require to help you as- suage your srief 7” Tramp — ole it’s acash trans: action we'll callit ten cents.” If every dis- honest ‘man’ picture were in the rogues’ gal- lery there would be little dece ption ir this world. © Sunithin’ hits