Judge — August 27, 1887 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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Mra. It Van Mus. Re" Ah, Vax i HASTY COMMENT. “ Why, Major Hunt, isn’t that Miss Magnus-Lucre 9° “That was her name, I believe.” he's married then; and pray do tell me what narrow-brained, simpering Idiot could have married that young person ‘~ * You refer tothe clergyman who performed the ceren presume, aa Tam her hushant.” tions by all the outside world to prohibit Brunswick, Me. The woman out west yawned and. dislocated her went rightom, with a slate and pencil, just as if there hadn't been any interruption. The campaign lie is bad enough; but when the Troy Press says there are three women who stutter it outrages gullibility and putsa tax on common sense. The burglar who stole seversl ser. mons from the house of a Brook- lyn clergyman }.as been thoroughly convinced that, speaking of rete bution, we get it as we go al It is Mr. Jefferson D: ion that the world is governe much. There was a time wh thought it was governed so little that it was his duty to take the entire charge of it. who is cold her and uncomfort- soon as the gets cold, This is contrairin cannot be rationally expl: unless indeed the man belongs to the other sex of sheriffs and their ‘ prisoners escape and then in keeping out of s of them will never e HUM OF THE COURT. Mr. Pullman sm ter for the largest wonder. One would think at times that it was the officials who were trying to get away. s excessively, and thus we see again what there is ina name. Burning leather m worse things than epid Question—Are the buttons of the bathing dress made small and the button-holes large on purpose Without the mosquitoes the Jersey coast would be dise in summer, but then it wouldn't be the Jersey coast. Three Iowa women have died of the bi! on which they bug will turn. Emma Abbott says her voice has grown stronger ; but we do hope she hasn't enlarged upon her stage kiss in that way. The Rochester Her- ald says the editor of the Cornwall Republican has carried one watch sixty years, So? Very man, — Whose Evening Post says, that rge Washington was wump. For usefulness, he asonable enough to die, They had juries in ancient Greece which consisted of 500 men ; but as late as 1860, and there along to nearly 1865, we had juries whieh consisted of half a mil- lion. A petition is being circulated in Brunswick, Me., to prohibit Sunday mails ; and when it pre- vails there will be peti- be a disinfectant, but there area deuced sight Ovricen Rarventy- sof ast stepped with bare feet : soit seems that e the responsibilit such a debt as t! ively of Buff: ps, and the Bull Kind sir, you are too infert sung ae ery we shall buy one of our ble feature undoubtedly comes publishers. What would thi any potato-bugs n the notato- “Mr. Gebhard bears himself with pilgrimages with the fair lady wh PRAISEWORTHY PRECAUTION. Hoy. Shannicy rope off the inds av the block till Oi git me charge over.” The declaration that Zola is wi $270,000,000, and feels as proud as if it had of the United States. Q had better let Canad. Only a great nation ean have a loan, lo’s beautiful cemete Express says, “Come out and lie ly hospitable. When we want a wn, and be hanged to you. ng a novel without from an exceedingly m Jo with such a novel in F 1h serene and unruffled dignit ho has and deserves his affections ; and his devotion has lasted so long tl itwill probably su even the ceremony to follow the accomplishment of the fair lady's citizen- ship. When Kapiolani home she said to David, ing that gentleman by Now then, sir!” David spoke up promptly and said “Really, my dear! It wasn't me—i the other ma We ob serve from this that royulty has its weak- nesses too. Texans undera new law having been forbidden to carry deadly weapons, the average Texan turns pale and exhibits his back whenever northe: asks him the time o’ day This is not to say that true courage lies in the barrel of a revolver, arevolver is sometimes very soothing. comicbooks.com