Judge — August 6, 1887 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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CONGENIAL WORK. SHE had tried all occupati And was skilled in all vocations, But was always most unhappy, sour and sad ; She did the best of work, And was never known to shirk, But was never light and cheerful, gay or glad. But o'er her griefs victorious She's now happy and uproarious, “ Yes," she says, “I'm very jolly, glad and gay. I'm a telephone girl now, And I'm jubilant, I vow, OLD CHOCOLATE’S TARGET PRACTICE. ting ez toe much watahmellen. Broad daylight a’n’t no receipt agin stubbi yo’ let de tief go, what am de prize fo’ be Dar’s sucl se yo" riz de chi nuffin at de ‘fot Yo' nebbah re'lize how mighty good ‘coc it de aigs. shop dat ull make a lazy De cabbage wo'm, laik int’res’ on a mowgidge, gits in hits wuck we a’mah am asleep. De man dat inks he knows hit all am all de w'ile making change to pay fo’ new chunks of knowledge. Thinkin’ abo'tde chicken pie yo spile de salt shote ys 't eat toe-day. Wat de man di old yo" dat mule said an’ wat yo’ fin’ out about dat mule a’n’t no mo’ sim'lah dan promise an’ puffo'mance. Je A. WALDRON. gwine toe hab toe-morrer ull STICKETH CLOSER THAN A BROTHER. Ina primary school. “ Victor,” asked the teacher, * tachment to man ?” Victor thinks a moment and then replies: “The leech, sir.” what animal shows the greatest at- ‘There are some men meaner than any ¥: lentine depicts. Peculiar effect of Miss Flippy’s new parasol handle i the uncertain light of the burn- ae of Moscow at Coney Is and. TOO PREVIOUS. At the club. : “My dear Jones, Iam surprised that a man of your disposition should get into difficulties with a tried friend like Brown.” “Well, what could Ido? The other evening he called me an old whole dinner-table.” * How inconsiderate | Why you'reonly forty-five and that epithet won't upply for at least ten years yet.” TWO STRONG ARMS, “Are you afraid of lightning, Lucinda ?” entwived her in his grasp. ** What a question !” she replied. hit me now ¢” asked George as he * How do you suppose it could AT THE DOCTOR'S DRIVERS’ BALL. Mewar oF rLoon commer“ De ‘a to begin, Mister Rolling, ‘n er darnee aun reckou yo'll hab to nove. Dis yaint no toboggerin party’! THE UNDERTAKER’S INVITATION. ow brief is life ! And with a sole: The und THE MORE THE MERRIER. Youngman—** Why, how is this, Mrs. Oldboy? Hereare ten kings and eight queens, when there should be only four of each.” Mrs, Oldboy—Oh, there were several old packs of cards lying around, so I just mixed them all upstogether. Does it make any dif ference ¢” Youngman—* Well-er-yes—a little.” KELLY AND LITERATURE. Mr. Kelly.” said a New Yorker recently, “how do yqu like the literary air of Boston ¢ w compared with C igus of improvement.” zo,” replied the $10,000 man, DANGEROUS. “What a scare I've had!" stid Robinson the otherday on meeting a friend; * my reoms caught fire yesterday.” “And then 7” “I was 0 afraid for my wife.” “Her life was in danger ?” “Yes; you see her disposition is so inflammable.”