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man she must give up nothing which goes,to make up her individuality. The JUDGE hopes to see a woman president some —of a sew- in; ¥ for in- stance—but that woman must be the n still and no fraud of the opposite kind No MAN CAN SERVE two masters, and we dare say that is the case if the two belong to the other sex, THE FOOL-KILL- ERWAS HERE recent: ly, but unhappily both Mr. Dana and Mr. Pulitzer were out of town. Suarp- may a made him a very innocent man, but Judge Barrett didn’t seem to think 0, Abram S. Hew- mt is sometimes mentioned for pres- ident, and that’ was thecase likewise with the late Aminidab Sleek Iv ts TRUE THAT New Y is a de- light ful watering- place, but it had bet- ter be used for that purpose mostly in the winte WE SUPPOSE THE ANARCHISTS in ‘the Chicago jail will be executed eventually, and really we have never lost faith in the day of judgment. Iy Lonpon IT is the custom to ask, with respect to a new American social star, ‘* Did he kill his buffalo in New York city or on the ordi- nary prairie THAT WISPLACED MAN. Samuel J. Randall,” the Albany Journal, “will never enter another Democratic congressional caucus.” The JupGE long Mr. Randall should enter any kind of Demo- He is not fitted for that kind of pol As a protectionist he is as much out of place in a D.mo- thering asa sheep among wolves. The sheep ought to be ashamed of him and the wolves ought to eat him, It may have been legitimate at some period of history for doves to assume to be crows and crows to claim the privilege of being doves; but thatis a kind of color line that must give way to the superior matters of truth and common sense. THERE WAS SO MUCH thunder and lightning in this vicinity last atsome people thought John Most had lost control of his _ THE ALWAYS CoRRECT little Evening Sun has the heading “A Prize Fight Afloat.” As has sometimes been remarked of the Ameri- can banner, may she forever so continue. Ir Mr. Ba! no harm to go flying about Scotland; but he must member, n case of misfortune and when he wants to come home, that we have no scratching-post» here. Rost ELIZABETH CLEVELAND has an article in Sunshine of Bangor, Me., wherein she says itis the duty of girls to be patriotic. These O'BRIEN AND HIS BALKY MULE~A SCENE IN EIGHT CHAPTERS. 3 things do no harm; but they always seem to us to partake of the wisdom which says it might be well to go to bed or to get up and get your breakfast. ANNA DICKINSON SUFFERED from ex- treme sickness, but it had no effect on the magnificent st u b’- bornness which keeps her from resuming her place as the queen of the lecture plat- form. That is sad. THERE WAS NO comFoRT in this city last week, owing to the heat, except to the man who died, and several of him felt as if there bad been an escape from the frying-pan in or- der to get into the conflagration. BOULANGER HAS BEEN conven iently absent from several French gath- erings because he “sprained his foot.” It is a good lie—so good that the invent- ors of it may be half suspected of sprain- ing their intellects. Some DEMo- CRATIC PAPERS are abusing the grand army because certain members of it pitched into the president. Let us be fairly understood—we do not refer to President Davis, but to President Cleveland. To THE WEATHER-CLERK—Here, you thoughtless wretch! don’t you know that the old idea of hell was abandoned even by most of the orthodox a number of years ago ? What do you happen to suppose you are giving us? A CHILD OF ELEVEN YEARS under se of death in South Caro- lina unconsciously presents a mark of civilization which will presently attract the attention of the civilized world—and the uncivilized needn't go back on it excessively. Mrs. Lanotry 18 such a thorough American citizen that she wanted to vote ten minutes after taking out her naturalization papers, and compromised matters only on the promise that she should run for aldermamat the next election. THE LATEST OUTRAGE. It seems to us that the boil on the eyelid to which Mrs, Cleveland has been subjected—and the which had to be plastered with the amelior- ative mustard—was a southern outrage bad enough to have originated inSouth Carolina. If there must be boils there should be some discre- tion as to the disposition of them. They ought to grow on trees, like the eruptiveness known as spruce gum. They should be exerescences for the unfeeling clouds, that they might pass out without inflicting unnecessary pain. A boil on any part of a pretty woman is malicious injury for which there can be no possible excuse. A boil on the eye- lid of the first lady shocks us as did the first gan on Sumter. Wehave had a certain sort of respect for the president, and have wished him all the luck he claims to be able to command; but a president who won't veto an eruction of that kind is fit only for treason, strategem and worms.