Judge — July 23, 1887 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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PERMAPS I lit it at her eyes, Or maybe at her lips’ red glow- (No fire ere burned more warmth bestowing Tosoul or sense), for as it kindled, And as the rosy spark grew stronger, I felt such clouds of incense rise My soul seemed lost, the world had dwindled Down to the single point that lies Beneath her slippers’ slender pressing. Life, time, were hid in love's eclipse, Indreamsof kisses closer, longer Than those with which the wild bee sips His honey-bloom. A truce to gues Tinow Tit it at her lips. a. 8. BRIDOES. BARBER MAXIMS. It is the barber who reaps the crop. The nervous man is very apt to get cut. Some other fellow is always reading your favorite paper. The bald-headed man is always getting his hair trimmed. The hero of the barber's tale goes through many scrapes. Even the man who has gone to sleep wakes up at the magic “* Next!” A good barber makes a good friend—he never cuts his acquaintance. The barber who boasts about shaving people in ten minutes will take half an hour to do so when you are in a hurry. A broker in stocks owned a yacht ‘Whose speed—well, he termed it redhacht ; His sheet-anchor he'd weigh, And cavort in the beig! His lockers well furnished with sbacht. A life on the ocean was whacht This broker sailed in for and gacht ; But alas! the champagne That he drank proved his bagne, And speedily went he to pacht! + amin toe. It is bad luck to sit down to a small dinner with thirteen, as the chances are that you will not get enough to eat. HE TOLD A BIG STORY. Summer boarder—“ I thought you said there was running water within a stone's throw of your house ?” Farmer—"1 did.” At a shoe- Summer boarder—‘ Well, the nearest water I can discover is half _ maker's. 4 mile from here.” “I brought Farmer—" Well, Mr. Peterley, I've known men that could throw these boots a stone that far.” here only a sii 3 week ago, A DIRECT THRUST. and you see Chicagoan—‘ Don't you have to take out a license to get married that the y 1n this state ?” have already New Yorker—"*No; we make it-as-easy as possible for people to burst out on enter into the matrimonial state. We don’t use much red tape. We the toes, yet leace tis : coum I've only leave that for the Chicago lawyers. sional thane’ be pay a single call.” “Madame, THE RIGHT KIND. SHE DID NOT KNOW. Tommy— What kind of a place is Hopes, Miss Smith ?” Miss Smith—“ Hopes't I never heard of that place, Tommy. — the boots that What induced you to ask me that question ¢” Lakes are Tommy—" 0, I don’t know, only I heard ma tell pa that although jot made to you never make calls had an offer in, only to youstilllived receive in hopes.” then © EXACTLY. 10 Gy bad Out of our uk ‘to. be new pocket killed by a dictionary. Oyster—An animal that fain choos DIDN'T STICK AT TRIFLES. wis uakure, Ina police court. A woman of thirty, with fiery red hair and a bat. which general “been-out-all-night ” appearance, was called up as a witness. opensto'n “Are you married, madame t” asks tho magistrate. fi Samisgiin “Oh, as to that I will leave the matter entirely to the court, contact with cifilization. Whatev or time you en- ter a barber- shop there is sure to be some one be- fore you. FITTING BY PROXY. BAXTER STREET MERCHANT." Dere! mine prudder Polosso has dried : © dot suid on for you, und so hellup me cracious It ita you shust #0 goot railroad train ike tt does him." TOO CLOSELY RELATED. Said a worthy gentleman to one of his friends: “T wish you would try and make my son see the error of his con- duct.” But why don’t you do it yourself ¢” Well, you see, being his father, I have but little influence over WE MONEYMOON AT THE SEASIDE—A MOMENT OF RAPTURE.