Judge — July 9, 1887 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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TERMS TO ei ATER axu F Te all foreign countries ti uve pole THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Porter Leu.vixa), Park How, New York, £2 We guarantee advertisers a larger circulation at cheaper rates than any Amer: tean satirical paper published. @ wear. AN ADMIRER OF PROVERBS says it never rains but it’s wet, and how true that is. Great Fact—The millsof the gods grind to a considerable extent with the water that has passed. Last worbs of Daniel Pratt the hands of Benjamin F. Butler.” Tne Cixcis fully. They m: Let us to get over if T leave my perpetual candi NATI BANKERS now in jail had better be watched care- y hypothecate the j: ER AOLISH the Fourth, it is such a mighty good thing nd strike the morning of the next day. rumors that Walter Whitman was says he has no ng to Boston, THERE HAVE BEI intel but 4 thought of mov: ing in AN EXCHANGE says girls are want- ed in Georgia, and it strikes us for cibly that Georgia is very like the rest of the civilized world. Mr. GovLD HAS more resurrec- tions than any other living 1 nd that is bulling the th market in a real mean way. Jay GOULD 18 NEVER a very sick Set that down, He is worth y, but he can neverafford such a luxury as that, ‘THE ONLY WAY to make children popular with landlords is to have them born and somehow that seems to bo impossible. a mature age THE DECL of Frank James that he ne: a drop of liquor in his life i powerful pro- murder argument in behalf of prohi- bition, THE TALK ABOUT bathing costumes is an immensity of proposition re ganding a very ‘small thing—really some cases about a thing that doesn’t exist at all. Tur younG Lapies of a college have decided not to wear corsets. It has always seemed to us that corsets were obstructive, inelegant, and a needless expense. Sme me that flower." He- A FINE WRITER in the All Bese Well, ge ter." ; gus tells of a man who recently mination. land, y Ar- & narrow escape from vital exter- It is things like these that make us proud of our native Craig TOLLive rcording to the Buffalo Express, would do well in Ireland. The Express speaks too late. He will be more congeni- ally received in the place he has gone to. \ THE CLEVELAND GIRL who sued a young man for kissing herand made him pay the costs of the suit was perhaps indignant because he covered only a sixteenth part of her mouth: ANARCHIST Most speuks regretfully of the ignorance of the Amer- ican masses; though perhaps he most regrets their lack of knowledge as to the proper way to run their penitentiaries. er Falls, Pa., who is working asa k husband and a large family THEY TELL OF A WomaN in Be: blacksmith in order to supply her NOT HER NECK. “If you didn't weigh so much I would ask you to climb up there and get 'd break my neck, that's certain.” with the necessaries of life. The oddity of the story lies most! take it, in the inference that there 1s male me reity of money enough, in Jo it, we MNESS enous, De nd around Beaver Falls, to per it her A CONTEMPORARY has a long article on the responsibility of the nurse girl. We have some regard for Dan Lamont, but that is a sub. ject that ought to be gravely considered at Washington. NO EXPERIENCE—NO EXAMINATION, The ponderous idol sitting in the presidential chair and weeiving the adoration of credulous mugwumps is found to be not only boll inted. What a disappointment it must h: been to Mr. William Curtis and his fellow disciples to have the president was not at first aware that it would require a congressional enactment to return to the south the trophies of the rebellion. Why was not and subjected to a civil service examination prior to jugwump indorsement ? While these dudish theorists are admiring each other's intellectual shirt-collars and political silk stockings m not the country, under such pilotage, go to wreck? Can these pessi- mist patriots be trusted, if so careless of their work? Is the executive to be not only elected by an accident, but previously selected by a guess? Berore we conquer the British again there will be pretty serious consideration of the question of the annual celebration of the event, and we suppose millions will prefer an out-and-out surrender. A WASHINGTON PAPER says a western senator in rising from table always carries away his napkin, Very well; he knows enough to put it in his hind coat-pocket and leave the tip hanging out, doesn't he ? MARK THIS! The great priticiple of mugwumpism is irre experiment as to the battle-flags. It is finally victors belong the spoils; and the arr ‘ foolishly as the army that surrenders to its whipped enemy the honors belonging to its victory. WE LOOK UPON Governor Hill’s approval of the bill prohibiting f trout less than six inches long as a direct and most icious reflection upon the piscatorial experiments of Grover Cleve- Mrs. CLEVELAND'S FIRST ACTION as a member of the board of Wells college was to move an adj and they say she did it with inf grace and carmed the proposition without a dissenting attended the jubilee, and si close, “I am more an than ever.” We don't ki a brief remark has brought soothing gratification to the palpitat- ing national heart. more Mayor Hewitt would like to see dogs abolished entirely. The truth there was a great mistake in not calling Abram in for consultation at the creation. The Lord can never forgive himself for such an oversight as that. IS THIS WISE OR PAIR? The Irish-American is considerably inconsistent. He claims the largest liberty of speech for himself, and yet he would tear down Faneuil hall because of the presence dhe coarsely denounces the president because of his cablegram of courtesy to the queen. gets JEFFERSON Davis-in opposing the return of the battle-flags has done a real mean thing. I look upon him as a base, designing crea ture, and when he dies no flag shall be raised over any government department.—G. Cleveland. THE RESPONSIBILITY. There is one thing about the battle-flags that is not generally con sidered. The south asseverates that it doesn't want them and couldn't be hired to take them. So that the responsibility lies solely with Grover, or perhaps with the influence of the moon as to the pr per time to plant corn. Iy a county in Georgia an old woman wants a divorce from her comicbooks.com