Judge — May 7, 1887 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. How familiar we are with the super-good Who labors so hard for the Lord: Who is anxious to care for the poor widow's mite, So the orphans may have a fat h Though he's ever the foremost to kneel down and pray rthe sins that the wicked may do, Yet, don't he surprised if he skips off som That man is to good to be trae, When you meet with a man who has always a smirk, And is ever so kindly and bland, Who has some little scheme he could easily work, Tf he had but the cash to expand hit seen a bonanza, and he is se kind As to offer to share it with you, Dont be galled by his blarney. but make up your mind. vod to bee trie, There's th Hwho's so pious he flops on his knees, Horritied at the thorngght of asin Who sa father's affection for each girl he sees As he chuckles her under the chin, Of the church he's a pillar, so there is ne doubt That he must he one of the few : Yet, sooner or Liter, we're sure to find out That man is to geod too be true, wns. Powant, MAY POLES In moving we often fare worse It is no use regret The man with the covered van likes to see it rain on M What the moving man lose heis pretty doesn't ste to break The change- ableness of Inu: man nature supports the ture me The man who moves ¢ he is well off. The man who is in hurry to out of a house 1 find Moving out of an unheal- y house "t rid you Lrayey 5 fee OUTGROWN HIS MEMORY Yea. sah! yo! face am quite fan entirely out of my ree'leslun, sabi at yo" feet am grown DONT’S FOR THE SICK ROOM, Nios, howe Sel things ho f his conditi thing w Don't let stale tle sick chamber. nh fresh w remain in The lif they a rositting upon it he bed, a kick or a thump is much more etfecti t knew that you are If you want to let the patie watehing him. Ge te r keep awake and wateh theclek for the me Dow't | should let at s were preparit him nervons, room temperature over sixty degrees. If you nd then jestir ark that yon ne not apt to appreciate : De neglect during the day te nid to suries for the tl Inch is prepared, and F cont The sick always get when the nurse is well ¢ i a it if he would like this or that to re the delicacies and present thems ina tenpti Don't ask a convalese drink, but prep ‘A NON-RESIDENT. In it always so rungh ws this going round the point, captain #* How do you s’pese [know, madam? I don't live here.” To fasten a delicacy on the end of a string and let it dangle in front of the patient's nose is very effective, and then to jerk it aw: he reaches for it causes much amusement and relieves the monotony of the sick room, Don't be unmindful of yourself if you are in the responsible post tion of nurse. Take care that you get your proper amount of sleep, and let the pati e you if you oversleep yourself. Sick people are naturally wakeful, and if the patient did doze off and missthe medicine hour it would be better than to break down the nurse's health and thus make two invalids instead of one. Don't give the patient a full glass of water to drink from. If le is very thirsty, alleviate the thirst by telling him that there is more in the reservoir. Don't allow the patient to get low-spirited. Tickle him under punch him in the short ribs with your thumb, or do som ivi er to enliven the sick man and keep bi you read in the papers comicbooks.com