Judge — May 7, 1887 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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4 HUM OF THE COURT It isa strange idea of the Buf: falo Express that Chi ment necessarily comes in tierces. Roswell P. Flow know another, but his soul goes march: ing on, The latest discove Gail Hamilton k ioned as the fall of Arthur Richmond The proposed Broady makes every owner of p along the line profan of dropping his l’s too. If John us guilty of half the stupidity attributed w him, the only wonder ist didn’t perish from the earth long ago. “Do you think you will be happy in your new home 2” asked ved Twill be, ma,” » young hopeful, “if 1 can lick the bully of the neighbor- hood in our first set-to.” tion he attributes it te Travers, and it always goes the rounds. Micky, wren FxTHCEIARM—"D What inthe name of reason ean the head of the French army do with moral courage ? I, Ameli: There is no radical cure for freckles ; but a ifter a howling brace of twins, willdo much about the woman the set of ptour of her nose and general t woman, whose hat ne countenane but she must be the We have heard mueh re one who will; but who sh: mmuste’t and the one who ex sling the woman who won't and the ebrate the grief of the woman who Henry Watterson suys he will make Spea We have the sane design in bel but if we should tell of it it would ruin all Carlisle president f of Thomas Ochiltree, Cunning is net wanship ; but it doesn’t follow. in the ease of Governor Hill for that statesm: is not cunning—and it may be a pretty good article looking to that grave result A new Da have rarely seen promises well. We tertaining Fe “ Terms to Subseribers ” e given with a zest: which pleases all beholders. The queen of Hawaii is not ty have an alder manic dinner in this city, as her husband, D. Kalakana. did some rs ago ;and it is under- stood thatshe is an eminently respectable per- son in nummy other respects, ‘The wise woman is the one that has had pos: session of a new idea for three days. She cod- dles it as if it were infant regarding which no small or large man has had the slightest 1 applies toa mother who has had twenty-eight children, We should think, in view of the kind of children that Mexico produces, the pensions would apply to such mothers as have no children at all ‘ \ MICKY'S REHEARSAL, POLICEMAN SKULLY aT HOME —"Shure it's you that'll mek th’ foine officer, me soo. Now phlay Oi was a tramp on a binch af the city hall parruk, an’ youse mek his lun be well to inv WHERE IGNORANCE IS BLISS. railroad laws, Walker, the actor, ry his haggage in the above manner, en tirely concraled as he thinks. “See this pretty husband has given me" sud then Mrs. Jones says under her hnvath, “Hm! Smith must have doing something hortihl: time.” It is always that way When a man is found dead in Chicago half the wives of the place flock to the mor ! f and immediate |» With sobs. He'ssome t changed since 1 sus him three weeksago, but I'd know him The C young man w 1y pressed and tied up in hay while his companion culturists were talking polities know not what the polities . mounted to, but all M. Depew’s tribute ident Arthur was so gas well a the spirit of the nian, if we may believe Walt Whitman came out from ats: hidir : rong the celestial flowers and ve a distinctive yawp. Charles Augustus, who writes us with regard to fish, is respect fully informed that there an no such strings.as those whieh attend pit of ordinary cot common angle ve seen the boy of nt and he knows, pt for Tf even as poverty turns up its nose at y tempt there would be the sr unhappiness, and a lest of thing is better t nd the most poi Philadel phian lives after having had extracted from sof cloth and flannel, and a bullet Possibly he has hidden in the ew York Central railroad com A you that young mar ru books of the pany y even be that he is in involuntary possession of the missing link. Out west a woman refused to be married because the bonnet pre sented her by her expectant man had only two small flowers in it; Dut the man promised her a Jen full of sun-tlowers, blazing with honey-suckle and morning-glory, and ¢ and as it was the spring of the year he us with cucumber, face immediately lifted itself to the matrimonial morning. It is time to ishing, and it isa merciful dispensation that even the angle-worm will an in Leavenworth knelt before crucifix and asked for health ‘and the various blessings: and a and y. observing him with ed out with wondering astonish: ns! how much he thinks interest, ment, ** Great hea of me. Tt was one of those eases to whieh the western press gives the humorous explana: tion * mistaken identity.” Ts spinster who has secured a hushand She watehes and judges that man with the r interest of a mother a help habe. He is a new worry for her tender re ity, and, coming late t nportant as a case of twins, ally rocks his us surpris that hasinad vertently hatched a duck. comicbooks.com