Judge — April 2, 1887 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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4 — p. | ing spring has thrown itself upon the eternal | inquired on that day, two minutes sfter Main of the Const. incesorcnete Bimunds's Nead, and sent a own arrival,“ omy | thaw trickling down his seamed and pointed | and they said, Up to the last returns twelve thousand men | nose, were nominated to succeed Mr. Beecher, | i “Has Miss Field got in yet they proceeded to put on oup She arrived two hours ; has wept he a sweet sleep. Not long since he gave a house- | first clothes, ** and If into and the back counties THE BACK-ACTION APRIL FOOL TRICK. of Massachusetts still Many sporting men to hear from. declare that base ball as a national ne is on its last lees; but many scientilic and literary men of Boston are willing to bet the A scientist says the mosquito purifies. A good scientist finds good in everything, but this one must hav plant of the .itlantie been very much put to : ‘ “ 2 Monthly that that is th | 3 =~ Z ks. ss not the case. The little Evening | ar ! nN One account says Sun is a new kind J i the dude's collar is ge orb of night, and ting higher and ano- shines mainly for the ther that it is cetting parposs of jetting up lower. It is a matter in time to salute its of not much conse. master in the morning. | quence. The question thet : : ay oe is not what the dude The czar’s tears after ny” ih Sie shall wear, but how is recent escape from ! ry iy at Me | soon he shall wear ath were not weak- } eR . himself out. They meant % ts ANY e | a the superior | \ 3 Gt “The man wisdom that thorouyh- < bee viet is ‘i jor,” says the nderstands the ‘ . ) 3 - Baa Press drink — buttermilk.” We had not suspected our genial contempo- rary of this intempe- rance, It was our impression that he invariably insisted on having his nourishment fresh from the cow. John Sherman is re- ceived with some warmth down south. That was not the case with his brother, Te- cumseh ; but then the latter carried his warmth | warming in Washington, and even extended a with him. metaphorical hand across to Maine to touch the magnetic influence that there abides. Youna consprratur—“‘ I'll stick it on tight, so “Holy smoke! I've encountered the as it won't"— human snake.” Philadelphia hasa mummy which took to re- at tl tirement 1,400 years before the advent of | The Hon. Eugene Field says his cousin, | at auction, as sti Our respect for Mrs. Christ. It had no sooner reached one of the | widely known as Kate, born June 5, 1859, | Eugenie Napoleon has finaily induced us to outskirts of the quaker city than it sang with | The date is correct. We remember to have | purchase them at private sale, and they will be t voice, after a long sigh of extreme sent to the lady on the first outgoing The French crown jewels will not be put up Safe, safe at hor The Battenberg baby gets his nurse up only six times a night now, so that the queen has come to think again that there is too much plebeian blood in him, an’s a failure,” said a Philadelphian to Dr. Talni “Don't apply. that re- mark to me! said the doctor sharpl “T've moved-I live in Brooklyn now. Justin D. Fulton, who has set out to desteos holic church, has a large job before him; but just. remember how many churches he has destroyed already. Gould says he is the slave of his y. It is doubtless true; but he might be even more miserable if, like a few others, he were the slave of the ab- sence of it. ast great railroad accident has set people to an inspection of bridg h the usual result of finding weak- nesses which it is best to say nothing atever about, Satan San, a nese woman, has become a journalist. The reader will recall a JUDGE prediction some tine ago. We said, ‘And Mrs. San came after "— PREPARING FOR “SHORT COMMONS.” | train. “ Politicians can't keep half their prom- ises,” says the Detriot Free Press. Their promises are of small account, child. The } main promise is that of the people to elect them again, and they never forget that for a moment. Russell Sage and Cyrus W. Field do not use tobacco in any form. We have frequently observed that when men reach certain financial success they have a supreme contempt for the luxury to | which they are best adapted. | A Pennsylvania clergyman lost his personal identity sufficiently to wander around two months as a pedler without | knowing who or what or where he was. | There are lots of people who would be greatly benefited by swapping them selves off in that way, but of course they | would have to take the melancholy chances of recovery. The menagerie has begun the w: spring business. | jured a pony, and has like a leopard that proposed to feast on the | unhappy animal's remains. But the | elephant will begin to kneel before the queen of the arena next week, and then those were the very words. are bare bye, old man; Tm going to) We shall have news without the uncon dine at De Stingies’s to-night, and have just time to run over| fortable addition of recklessly spattered to Delmonico’s and get something to eat before eight o'clock.” | and gushing gore. Some of the brightness of the impend- comicbooks.com