Judge — March 19, 1887 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. Preddent =~ = = = = = WJ. AMKELL VieePresident - = = ~~ Art Department =~ = = titor = < TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS UNITED STATES AND CANADA. One copy, one yea: One copy, atx month One copy, for 13 weeks, Single coplen Wcenta each, THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY, POTTER BUILDING, Park Row, New York. ~ Tr Took TIME, With some apprehension regard- ‘ing eternity; but Shaler got there just the same, TROTTER HAS AN ELEGANT pair of heels, and the late contest was apparently please. L gous-you- WE Lov} the expec tained Ga AL ation hen BRAGG of Wisconsin for ay possibly have ¢ THE COUNTRY DOESN'T LIKE Carl Shurz as a sympathy with his ERMAN ALM ning prayer with the words ILotf ail the newspapers. Ys closes his ev P.S.—And pray OF THE LARGE AMOUNT Of small beer that set diligently to work to. soak Mr. Beecher out of his pulpit does,there happen to be any left? “Mr. Beecuer,” says the World, * was not a man to be spared.” He wasn’t spare instance, for a good many y JOHANN STRAUSS LEADS, it is said, a simple, guileless life ) histhird wife. There is no reason why he shogldu’t after all that exper- ience. press fc rs. FRE 18 TALK of another monument to ashington. Excellent idea, but whil about it let’s give him a new tomb with modern improvements. we are I the DRESS must go,” ex- contempec Huh! Pretty state of things that will bring about, won't it? claims Nis worth nd the man who knocks out poverty incidentally’ passed that excellent judgment on half the brains of his beloved country. Tue COUNTRY HAs HAD years of Mr. Cleveland, and is greatly prepossessed, like the Yonkers youth who married a lady sixty years 6ld, in behalf of the lapse of time. JUDGING FROM MUCH rea nvtter adver. tising, Mrs. J. B. Potter is undercontract to the and possibly that vill hurt her | Américan engagement. Tuey po say THAT D. B. Hill was not well | pleased at Mr. O'Donnell's action during the | state campaign. Yet this is a free country for office-holders—including governors. THE GENERAL VERDICT regarding congress is best put in the language of an up-town gentle- man—T am not afraid of smallpox, but I al- ways feel better when it isn’t around.” A MOST EXCELLENT POINT with respect to Lent is the fact that itlasts only forty days. | That was the remark of several leading citizens | with respect to the deluge. GENTLEMEN REPRESENTING $40,000,000 ask for the repeal of the prohibitory law of Rhode | Island. The requ ewof the sum in-| ved, ought to be extremely convincing. THE WIFE oF Senator Jones of Nevada proposes the establishment in Washington of a home for abandoned babes und children; so | that Augustus Garland is not to be left entirely helpless after all. WE Loox vPro Tor Mi man worthy of a better fate; and we should say as much if he had captured the world and arrang- ed for large possessions in the gardens of| paradise, arming time of my says Mrs. Cleveland, speaking of the| And so] ur avethey all, v ption. life.” on’s courtesies, ear lady of an e: Mk. CLEVELAND, acconling to the Sun, had some brie 1d glorious flashes of De We must consult the gentlen an about this, The country has been kept in total ignoran i ruests, | © ghost | IstrNor strasce THAT General Henry W. Slocum hasn't been nominated for something i past few weeks? But the sultan is Perhaps there will be a vacaney in his vicinity directly. ET this year will be un- THE Easter Be usually enticing because of the countenance within it. It is no new fact or fashion, | however—there was never yet an Easter which had not that most gratifying of all peculiarity. ‘the best article of ni That is very sweet. Let us make the addition- al suggestion that when the enemy comes all |the clergymen fall to preaching. We must convert the ene} rhe will convert us. A PICTURE OF Sam S: a representation of the J. Ing of the tw wants is doing service buntenance of John Is, The only difference in the looks ii matte . Sam nd John J. THE SOL. and so of his rel me it is | that some of the descendants of the men of the | revolution haveto sustain themselves at hard labor. But there is the soldier of the future. He is hable to have some rights too. BUT IT IS GONE. In climbing the golden stair the forty- ninth congress exhibited an expanse of dis- ppearing back and a dissolving view of eccen- |tric shank that excited the regretful curiosity \of all beholders. We shall miss it much ALWAYs to be care of, Jenger, and the truckms | possibl Jand talks of going west. —. on experiencing an unexpectedly siden re; from a huge boil, “* that [shall fee! letter nos and yet I nursed it with a tenderness worthy of the most excellent of protuberances, because if [hadn't it might have hurt me jor.” IT MAY BE TRUE THAT the late Mis. Druse,the able and amiable murderess, will cet her deer friends and relatives in the other world, with the exception perhaps of her late hustand William, William is naturally of a timid nature, and possibly I of further injury that Ferdinand Wan is har. ime at Sing Sing, for which heis supposed to pay libe nd that his hand work is done oltogether by a dumny, of sab stitute. Thus tim ce sind penalty, and some future congress will doubtless play him on the list of dependent pensioners. MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE! The street-cleaner, the bone min, the sear. the real rulers of New York, and the taxpayer is always will ing and patient. Shoved from the sidewalk br the enterprise of the shop-keeper, this taxpayer takes to the middle of the street and bravely works his passage until, presto! he is gone Statistics show that of the hundreds of persons who annually disappear about half an drowned. The others will probably turn out when the mud gives up its dead. * HURROO! If St. Patrick hasn't driven the English ndlords out of Ireland, he has at least lost ery little during the past year. ‘The coercion policy of the government creates greater sympathy for the suffering Irish, if that s and every eviction a of unjust imprisonment hast e may be apprehensite lend. But, however that may be, today is the of every loyal Irishman, and the one ho doesn't twirl his stick and lift anticipation of the coming freede long it may be postponed, has lead and indifference at hea anywhere within the locality he occupies. 4 COUNTEREEIT BILL. Brigadier-general Mahone is out of politics He not go too soon or too far. The people of this country have no affection for either militar politi cal traitors, whichever side of the tary oF ir treachery favor little Mr. Mahone'’s senatorial career, not les than his local political prominence, i history which every good ¢ would be glad to forget. The career of William has only one redeeming feature. We allude, of court, to his contemplated departure. 700 UNAPPRECIATIV: The cheerful confidence and alacrity of newspaper men was never better demonstrated than in some events following the untimely departure of Mrs. Druse. ‘* Well.” said a porter, advancing rapidly into the presence of her daughter Mary, directly after the exe cution, ‘the old lady's gone. you please, your views of the situati enough, however, the young woman was © impressed with her personal sorrow that sbe fainted entirely away, and the reporter eft her with such scorn on his countenance #& could she have seen it, would have prevented her recovery. It is obvious from this his feet in 1. however s heels | “as the man remarked, reflectiv humerous other incidents of like nature thst comicbooks.com