Judge — March 12, 1887 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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Siape: A BRILLIANT IDEA. cs Ixgesious ruotoaraPueR (to Brudder Johnsing and family)—“ Now “ Now, there! That's the expression exactly.” look pleasant.” +{meetings. Has the revival meeting reached Hin of the Court. (raat eee In traveling Mrs. Wilcox, poet, takes Mr,|__ Thirty percent. less valentines weresold this - Vile long, so that it really amounts to a/ Year than last, but so many men have mur tecture tour: dered their sweethearts lately that it doesn't = : seem as if the nobler of the passions was dying The warden of an Indiana prison has stolen | Ot P i de THE NEW “CARMEN.” so much money that the convicts of his estab: [°C ~ ik . "| lishment weep with the profoundest en’ Wallace George” writes the Jupce that at | while women should be e le to the gallows oth [he would by no means have all of them tv the fund ut chipping in to show their) disposition to do a little for it’ themselves. | And meanwhile the Juvae will see if it can| thing more. The queen of our national banditti, the same) 24 the aged dame of the Democratic party,| The upper English classes, we are told, pusly touched and painted up for the regard Browning as a crank. Yet Robert is'hanged. Just so, We must draw the line occasion having come out of her more familiar| harmless, being eccentric merely in the little | somewhere int sthesses to Witness the sports permitted togood | matter of word puzzles. | . looks with about equal favor upon the | The young princesses of Wales have I bull-tighters tolerably known to us_as An authority says the chewing of tobacco! jay to make dresses and. feed het. § has fallen into disrepute, and they tell of @ jercafter every family to be abreast of city Hill and Cleveland, The mugwump animal aller into disrepute; and: thoy: ‘ for the hour's amusement is Tess than the| SANt in this city that has taken the most it~ jnust have more or less dresses and the sine ense dislike to measles. Irish bull in which the banditti chiefly delight | : amount of hen, and is easily dispatched despite its air of tri-| It isstated that in some parts of Germany a) 1, ig difficult to account for the appointment umph and its picturesque plunges; but there/man can lose his wallet and go b HEtY’ of the editor of the Observer as postmaster at ix to follow a despe fort on the part of miles and find it; but what under heaven does Geiea: but we dare say that, while his charse Don Cleveland to dispateh the man who @ man want todo that for’ ter is very fair inother respects, he issuspected killed the bull. Therein is the lief. interest The Butfalo Express wants a law to oblige of being a mug | of this occasion; or, in other words, the event! aldermen and bank officers to attend revival), _ a . to follow the exhibition is of greater moment | The Whitne by the other day saw a Unin the exhibition itself, as the girl's post-| [model of o ship and immediately its ees | script excceds the momentous interest belong: PROTESTING PROTESTANT. brightened and it said ** Goo-goo, meaning to the document to which it ostensiby an- that the captain should come up out of the swers merely as the resounding And there . ; cellar and set 'er going. follows that some inquiry r Carme le vortl Her tions were as pronounced as was her viciousness. But, poor girl! she died, swee ly and to slow music, and the banditti wh seein ceantien pok themselves totears,| ~ f AH (| A recently revived Aprilfool hoax repe \\|sents Edison as drawing vegetables from the ir, sustenance from the winds, glory from the blizzard, and good from everything but P ing administration. > Madam Kuki, wife of the Japanese minister, has acquired a command of English, and therein. she is more fortunate thei a good {:|many American. ladies, their English getting {away from them every time. If Is ALLEGED that Dr. Mi Walker has begun to show the effects of 4 Dear old girl! nothing can mar her persor shows the effects of age only on the storm b ' A 2 5 L 3 eG Publisher Elder can olinlsnaucesot hire s of admirers The Graphic says Publis! t countenances of re thousand: of admirers, never be successfully decapitated for the ree son that he hasn't any head to speak of. It 1 follows, of course, that his ears, of which there in and have a good time.” If the suggestion eo +—|can be no possible doubt, are fastened to and is adopted the rural gentlem: aM on >. | worked by his shoulders. have a good time again as long as he liv > = ¢ 7 aan peg n her will be toormnuich en fesbled v ag —— A bride of Marion, Ind., turned nes pa) — A husband at the close of the cere R OF G N EXTRACTION remarked, F of a philosopher, “Dot mill vill! nefer krind mit the vater vot's kone av: ~ ——— nd a poct took the self-evident fact and made verses of it that will grind through several | Si generations, That was his grist. “| RED-HEADED SINGER OF PASSI a rural editor to Ella Wheeler Wilco: said she would never speak to him or recog: |nize him in any way as her husband. He he s jsince thought it would have been re: ne StNNER—“ Hullon dab, Brudder|her to so inform him at the beginning of A !doan’ dip me too deep. De watah am service, but one must not expect too much on pow'ful cole an’ I’se got de cramps in my libber.” | these trying occasions. comicbooks.com