Judge — March 5, 1887 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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10 Judge’s Charge. THEY LACK THE OPPORTUNITY. A Kingston dispatch tells how a lady stopped a runaway horse and thus saved sev eral lives. If there were run horses enough the sex would soon vind) itself. NO GREAT CHANGE APPREHENDED. The repeal o law gives the privilege of intermarriage to whites and blacks, but since the abolishment of slavery there has really been so little miscegenating that there has been small call for law either regulating or prohib iting it. THE PRICE OF SAFETY. It is charged in Canada that Sir Jonn Mac- donald i is helped along by American gola. The vps, that when Sir re is no danger of Uncle licked by Canada; and in that ea right on with our buncombe spend a cent for cruisers, n is suc Sam getting © we can go needn't pss. and WHY HE GOF OFF CHEAP. Mr. Thomas Gould was enabled by the law to get off at the small cost of $500 got his boodle from one of the regu! and not from giving away th little legal charity h respectability of evil- ae r be forgotten, but as he r dives, chises, | x Th rs must n $s perhaps mp: TAKE CARE OF THE RELATIVES. Would it not be well to pass a few pension laws? Eight or ten thousand would be enough. There are two grandmothers of sol- diers in Mie aven't been provided and thet at man with bow-legs in whose injury is ge worse every day. And, now we think of it, it is at least five minutes since General Slocum had a new nomination, Shall this country be recreant to the demands of the relatives of its preservers ¢ TRUST HER IN ALL EMERGENCIES. y of emphasizing the declaration that sas much courage and presence of mind as man, it may be necessary to show that she knows how to use it, for misplaced excel- lence of that kind is often more damaging than | an entire absence of it. Thus the house of Mrs. nthia Bangem of Germany Patent, IIL, pparently took fire on the roof, and Mrs. Bangem immediately called loudly for the fire department of a village some five miles away Failing to arouse the reprehensively dull indi- viduals of the department to a sense of the imminency of the danger, she seized Mr. Bang- em by the hair with such suddenness that he paused in his mastication of a piece of beef in order to swallow the same the wrong way. Nothing discouraged by this accumulation of misfortunes, Mrs. Bangem slapped Mr, Bangem violently on the back, and then slid him out of the side door on his breast with such violence that he not only dislodged the meat but burst a blood-vessel. Thinking that nothing could be done in the emergency by Mr. Bangem, she turned promptly to the hired man of the place, who bad by this time mounted the roof with a ladder, and bade him ‘Go on, go on!” Then, turning rapidly, she nearly simultane- aught up and shot off a gun, blew tem- pestuously on a dinner-horn, and rang with large hand-bell. By this wom for|, Siage: nt that there was no fire, and Mr. n had turned over and quietly died. The funeral was held on the afternoon of the next day, and, notwithstanding the fatigue attending her exertions, Mrs. Bangem person- Hy superintended all the arrangements and | cried with an air of resignation, ease and serenity that astonished her most admiring | friends. Judge and the Play. The action of the lord chamberlain of Lon- don in insisting that an American burlesque actress now playing within his jurisdiction shall wear at least a thin scarf of gauze would seem not to be unreasonable; but if he con- nstance he may presently insist rf and a couple of buttons. nounce Bang In returning to England Miss Helen Hi made the only success that attended her visit here. Mr. Grossmith, who sings the leading parts in Gilbert and Sullivan's operas, is so pestered | when ill by visits from titled gentlemen, as the prince of Wales and the duke of Aber- corn, that he generally r rsas soon as he | can, These things are alway ember to have been vexed nearly to death, | poring under indisposition in London | e years since, by visits and cards of inquiry from ‘the royal family; there was really no such thing as privacy or rest. Lady Colin Campbell » before the public as a pre she will notcome nal singer; but J.-B.-Pottering. The little son of Comedian Crane is furnish- ing his papa with a good many gratuitous ad- Country Epttor.— urge crowd had collected, the hired man had descended the ladder with the an: Davonter—* Yes, 1 Country Eprtor—* W Il, Pil be hanged t | had to live on them an’ WwW we suppose there is nothing to prevent her | | vertisements. He says a great many cunning things, according to the theatrical putfers of | the newspapers, and they mysteriously tind their way into print—at least some of then: do, iy ver did. Lawrence Barrett said to him, ‘Well, my boy, I suppose when you grow up you want to be a nice, Cul fearing, truth-telling man.” “No,” replied the child, whimpering; “Tdon't. I want to be just a man like my pa.” When Miss Davenport lost her diamonds, | the other day, it was announced that they were worth $35,000. The finder of them put | their value at $3,500, which made the lady so mad that she cried out, ‘Cram them down the miscreant’s throat! suffer if it costs me the whole $350.” Itis believed that Stuart Robson dropped the middle syllable of the same the better to ac- commodate it to the stphlit in hith sthor Marie Prescott does not have any diamonds | to speak of, but she has a very pretty little divorce case to take care of. The story is repeated that Lotta owns a cool million of dollars, and we believe these figures were taken after she had contributed five | million toa missionary fund and had present ed her manager with a necklace of diamonds of fabulous value. General Fremont wrote of was a good-looking young mi asa worm.” The remark is so expressive t the opera critics will adopt it with considerable | unanimity. They say that Margaret Mather tries to make people think when she falls that she is going to hit her nose. This is not right. 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