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2 uapes columns will resemble each other in the stere- yped request “Please omit flowers” ? Heaven forbid | mus on Toilet Soaps ed that a PERFECTLY pure soap may be [therefore cordially commend to ladles and to the com general the emplovme: tof your pure’ La Belle* toilet . 8 Hi0GINs's “La Bette” Bovgver Tomer Soar, Betng made from cholcest stock, with a large percentage of ‘OLYcERINE, ts specially adapted for Totlet, Bath and Infanta. %,* DECISIONS HANDED uP. “Man wants but little here below"—woman will take all that is left.—Philadelphia Call, A man rarely finds out what a donkey he is until he has had afew inches of his ears frozen.— Fall River Advocate, A learned man must write and speak a long time before he can show his ignorance at the first pop.—New Orleans Picayune. A Boston editor of a“ sensitive nature” claims to be the champion mind-reader. Can a newspaper man become a bishop ?~ Philadelphia News, Mrs, Parvenu says her new house bas all the modern conveniences, even to electric pronunci- amentos and rheumatic tubes —Boston Transeript. Over the theater -entrances most. patronized by ladies should be posted conspicuously, “Hang up your bonnets in the outer room.” Thecry is, “We must see !"— Baltimore American. Women who havea habit of turning round in the street to inspect other women’s dresses will learn with envy that a fish bas been found which has eyes in the back of his head.—New Haren News. If you want something to worry your mind with, just take down the weather reports as published in the afternoon papers and try and find a week in the year when one single prediction is verified. — Detroit Free Press. ‘The gray-bearded man who carefully husks a Peanut, throws away the meat and tries to eat the shell probably will not be accused of being in love, as he would have been thirty years ago, but he risks winning a reputation for absent-mindedness.— Somereilte Journal. Christmas and New-year's do not come on ti same day of the week this year. Neither do th in any year. The coming Christmas and New- year's, which are only a week apart, occur in differ- ent years, This pointer may save you from losing a bet.—Oil City Blizzard. Come to study into the matter, the ancients knew nothing about embalming the dead. They simply rolled ‘em up tight, corded ‘em up well, and the atmosphere did the rest. A body can now be embalmed so thi years.—Detroit Free Press, When a man puts on an outlandish costume and slides down a hill on a new-fangled sled it is not coasting. It is tobogganing. And when a party of young men puton knee-breeches and knock a bail around the good old game of “shinny” be. comes polo,— Norristown Herald. Sidney Smith was always ready to amuse an evening company by cutting paper into curious figures and by a display of clever tricks; for all which his demand in payment was a kiss from ach young lady present. His biographer tells us that his company was much sought after.- Somer- ville Journal, Oscar Wilde has grown stout and flabby and red- necked and rotund, and when any one laughs at him for carrying one shoulder down and walking on the sides of his heels he is not a bit annoyed. He invented a craze, made his fortune out of it, and has turned from daisies to fat roast beef.— Detroit Free Press. “Papa, we girls have organized a cooking society,” said a traveling man’s daughter,“ Have you? What do you call it “That's what I wanted to ask you. Can't you suggest a good name for it?” ‘Call it the Browning club,” said her papa, looking over his glasses, Then she went tit will resist decay for a thousand | ‘A CHANCE FOR A SMART MAN. When an inventor all “column tops, front, corner rooms,” the moon. In the meantime thing there is so far, Sturtevant House, Broadway and 2h st., where the rooms are all good if pot corner ones, and easily reached in a rapid, new elevator, pears who can make newspapers with or build hotels with all“ second floor, he will be the biggest man this side of over in the corner and figured it out.—Merchant Traveller, A young lady who went out to skate on the river Sat down so hard that her bustle did shiver. As she rose to her feet she said, “* Really, I think The ice is a million degrees colder than the floor | a of the rink.” —Norristown Herald. Omaba beauty—“ Mr, De Blank Arthur, Cousin Nell says you have engaged yourself to her.” Mr. De Blank—“I have.” ‘Have you forgotten, sir, that it is only two years since you proposed to me ?” “Lhave not.” “And yet you now engage your- self to another!" “You refused me.” Cer- tainly, but I think you might have shown some little respect for my memory.”"—Omaha World. Dear Mra, Cleveland: We are sorry if loyalty to your husband compels you to sneer at the news: papers. They have never done you any harm; in fact. you have no more devoted admirers than the editors with respect to politics or present social condition. Say that you didn't mean to hurt us boys’ feelings in your letter to the cold-water girls of Scranton, won't you t—Bugfalo Express, * Suits of rooms to let firnished or unfirnished oposit Beck's Hall, rent werey moderet call and see for you selve— main street,” is a true copy (attest) of a notice posted on a tree near Harvard college. The next man who leaves half a million to the noble institution should provide for a pro- fessor to teach Cambridge lodging-house keepers to spell. —Somerville Journal. ‘The English swell of the Dundreary type was long a favorite object of caricature on the Ameri- can stage. Now it is said that the New York dude—an extinct species— is a conspicuous cies of comedy creation on the stage of the Eng. lish provinces, This is a mean sort of revenge about which there is the consolation that the Eng. lish audiences must suffer almost as much as we | used to,—Buffalo Express. The duck hunters whom the newspapers in- sted were lost in the ice in Jamaica bay were not lost after all, but of course had a chilly experience. The boatman who went in search of them found them cosily housed in a fisher- man’s hut, utterly unconscious of the uneasi- ness expressed for their safety, and calmly | smoking Virginia Brights Cigarettes. WHAT THEY THINK OF THE JUDGE. The Christmas Jupce was a remarkable fine specimen of what may be done in illustrated jour- nalism. ‘Happy Days” was a very attractive piece of work and ‘Christmas Characters” the best thing in the way of caricature we have seen of late.— Canajoharie Radi. A particularly pleasing bit of tone color is incor- porated in the cover of the New-year's number of Jupoe. In shade the tintsmight be termed ecru, the darker serving as a background for designs in a lighter tint, showing varied humor and the clever- ness that comes natural to this publication.—East End Bulletin, ‘The Jupor has improved greatly during the past year. Its caricatures are less coarse and much better than of old, and they more than make up in DEAF THE CUR lurnpren, CtntoxeD ft Daucus Pee fect: Restore the Hi Bega ee ee alee EX Sey idl eeamionnt simone ols, FI \ddress F, HISCOX, s3 £3 Broadwar, Ye humor what they lack in spite. For artistic finish and pure fun the cartoon in the Christmas number, “+ Lost,” is beyond anything that we have seen for many aday. Under the editorial management of Isaac M. Gregory the Jupce has every prospect of success. 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