Judge — January 1, 1887 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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‘ by no means explains whut he did with all that AVREWCTEAR'S GIT. stolen money, The World has the heading ‘Six Munders and the End not yet.” Never have we leant’ of such unsuccessful murders in our lives be. fore. = a “He makes faces and busts,” says somebody to the JupGE, speaking of dn artist. Having seen some of the faces, we should think he | would. af are Gail Hamilton does wrong to dislike young girls. If she will tax her memory a little she will discover that she used to be a young girl herself. pee | A Florida hotel announces ‘a bevy of beau- ties from the north” as waiters. To preventa very natural mistake it should add that they are college beauties. Some Bostonians want to prohibit smoking on the public streets. The next proposition | will be to take in all the chimneys, because | they have that bad habit too. A Washington woman bid on and secured a dead-letter package, and found therein a pair of jeans trowsers. She is now looking around for a man to put in them. Elias Polk, the colored body servant of Pres- ident James K. Polk, has commenced to visit the white house. This apparently indicates Orrice-poy (gladly)—"* Dey's a jay jes’ been in'n paid a year's ‘scription in ‘dvance. Said he that there is occasionally a little old-time Dem- wanted ter start square with the world first of January.” ocracy around there, after all; though Mr. Epitor Hustows Baxner—" Put the money in an envelope and mark it ‘Conscience fund.'| Cleveland does not pretend to understand the It’s the only case I ever heard of.” color of it. their gravestones and by no means to be ex- | THE AGE OF ADVERTISING. hibited previous to ti th. Dr. Mary Walker found nothing in hers but the original hole in the heel. Dr, Talmage was charmed with an invitation tothe next French ball. ‘The president was gratified with a JupGE lar relating to word-building. Warner Miller gota certificate of election as senator, but on close inspection it was found to have a date of several years ago. Iderman McQuade got a document guaran- him free board and lodging for seven He was so overpowered that he wept. Two ex-representatives at Mexico received in- structions as to how to mix climate and alcohol hout producing inebriation, and the order | ns under the table or stand ed for ten years at hard labor and with pread and water to live on. Mui of the Court. What they said last week—That Explorer Stanley must go—in fact must Congo, The last court question previous to the judg- ment—How stands the Wilbur F. Storey estate Times. Not ptatall. Religion no show whatever in Albany, ; ; \ . ah mu ep spaper man is in want of | | Hints copy and produces the old lie that | | Ss, lk PFs alt Whitman is in want of food. | 2 iM Dr. McCosh has partially recovered, but as ma at ii} the president says nothing about Princeton in Waal ar his message there is likely to be a relapse. It is thought by some that the editor of the | Sto: vTTER—* Tsay, Pat. who is building this house?” Journal has ree vered from his in. Pat- I dunno shure, but Oi think he must be a corn docther be the soign yees be cuttin’ 00 fatuation for a famous prima donna; but. this | the stip.