Judge — December 11, 1886 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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on every day. The nourishment in that bill o' fare can’t be half calkilated, an’ don't you fget it. An’ it cost only a nickel. Catch on? For a nickel I buy a kingdom. Let not Queen tory come an’ offer me hers for mine. We uldn’t get up no bargain, we couldn't. An’ I] it costs is jest a nickel. Catch on? H'm ‘Thank you, sir! Iam his majesty the tramp. There shall be sech a spread with this ere nickel as ‘ud make yer mouth water; an’ arter it I shall bunk in the haymow an’ sleep a bet- ter sleep than all the Rothschilds.” Judge and the Play. Edwin Booth will either have to raise whiskers or kiss through a sieve hereafter. A new brand of cham- pagne been named after Henry Irving, and a new cor- set after Courtney Thorpe. News-Letter. Rather rough on the corset. The Manhattan athletic club, which has recently taken pos- session of the large brown . stone building at 524 Fifth avenue, has, in the elegance and commodious- ness of its new quarters, figuratively ** knocked out” all sister organizations at one fell (swell would perhaps be more appropriate) swoop. The popular fad now with ou to embroider her own stockings, but the popu lar fad doesn’t stop there; it goes right out into the street, de! zation and the police, and displays the fruits of its industry to the eritical eye of a sympathetic publi society girl is The exceptionally refined character of the entertainment is what attracts respectable peo: ple to Dockstader’s. The top loft on a Fifth avenue stage and the auditorium of the ney minstrel house are at present the proper for swell young people to affect. apers They have a soul for music out west. A local: m: er in a Minnesota town rejected Lawrence Barrett's application for a date on the ground that he did not carry a brass band. Tragedy minus a brass band is, in the west, like just so much funeral without the prelimi- nary fun of sitting up with the corpse. A writer of Sund: ool literature has just been severely injured by a midnight rob- ber. Retribution, though sometimes late in making the connection, eventually gets there. The law of limitation seems to affect about hing this side of death except the suri osity ofa newspaper man. The Philadelphia Times now wants to know what becomes of the ballet girl. The Philadelphia Times is too durn inquisitive. : However, there is an impression abroad that the ballet girl, like the poor, is always with us, and when she isn’t she is in the far west, en gaged in the joint undertaking of raising the devil and a family. Or she may be ele garden truck for the Chica or, in, perhaps at this season of the year she is standing with one foot on a blizzard and the other in Siam. The possibilities of a ballet girl are great. "WHERE HE WAS AND WHY. Ges— Why, Jack, where have you kept yourself for the past month + Thaven't seen you dining in any of your old haunts Jace I dine regularly now at the Sturtevant House, Shere, alnce the new management, T get the best dinner in thocity, with the nicest sort of service. You can always full me ther from six to eight every night.” ape: | The Red Horse company was compelled to lay off at Greenville, Tex., last’ week on jaccount of the illness of Red Horse and others Jof the troupe. Dangue fever caught them.— | Ex. We have a less poetic name for this up north. Sheriff” doesn’t sound so romantic: but it has all the deviltry und a good deal of the pro- ne suggestiveness of the other, coupled with tenacity of purpose and a weakness for fees that would break up any first-class fever in less than no time with mortification. For a person who affects that kind of play, M. B, Curtis’ ** Caught in a Corner” is—in the ter-day Byzantine vernacular—a rattler, and no mistake. there are plays and plays, how- ever, just as there are dogs and dogs ; and where one man may prefer the heroic bite of the genus bull, another is satisfied with the wsthetic manipulation of the toy terrier. Such |is life, and such is—dogs. PLEASE ST.PI The package of Virginia Brights Cigarettes sent here for review are so good that everybody, including the office-boy, is smoking them, and the smoke is so thick we can hardly get our work done. Gentlemen, don’t send any more until these are used. CHESTNUTS FROM JUDGE. The Most Laughable Book of the Age. NOW READY, PRICE 25 Cents, Brimming over with live humor and valuable information. Do You Waxt to Kxow how to raise a family? How to raixe a house? How to raise a mortgage? How to raise the | wind: Boy Curstxcra rrom Jcvar, Ir Wit, Do Axy- munya. It Witt. 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