Judge — December 4, 1886 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. President ~~~ e+ Wd. Am Vice-President =~ : - +. Hany R Hat Art Department ~ + + =) Berxmao Ontae ator - ~~ - + = = LM. Greoory Advertising Manager ~ = Paepenicn W. Nosrmaxp TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS UNITED STATES AND CANADA. 1 ADVANCE One copy, one year, or numbers... One copy, sx months, of 3 numbers, . + One copy, for 13 weeks, a8 Single coptea 10 centa each THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY, POTTER BUILDING, Park Row, New York, + 0 patty re merican Ex- change in Paris and the American Exchange in London. 327 An extrasupply of te Bartwotpt Numer of the Jepar now on hand, Call at the counting-room or send ten cents to this office. Georae W. Crips oN office-holding—“'I shan’t do it, so there now WOMEN ARE NATURALLY progressive. There is not one of them who doesn’t believe in free- dom of speech. Mayor Grace Has been blackballed by a riding club ; but he has the privilege of every American citizen—he can go afoot. Wuex Dr. McCos HEARD that Harvard had been beaten at foot-ball by both Yale and Princeton he threw up his hat and screamed. THe sq ING of the boodlers is not musical. so discordant and blood-curdling that we are half inclined to call it ghoulish glee. Miss CAMERON SalD in parting that she was disgusted with Ameri Now there is this our favor, dear—we were equally disgusted with you. WE HAVE TWO LADIES in our board of edu- ci It may therefore be assumed that the hers of this city will hereafter do their entire duty. 000,000 more a year than she takes in. Ah: Give those Canadians rope enough and they'll hang themselves; and this will relieve us of a great responsibility. CANADA SPENDS THE ORGAN-GRINDER, according to the Post, has practically disappeared from the streets of Boston. This may mean culture, as the Post says; but then again it may mean a lack of small change and general deterioration. Justin D, Futto, according to the Buffalo Commercial Advertiser, is a blatherskite and | is seeing the end of his rope. That's bad. If blatherskites are to be made to suffer the ex- A WESTERN PAPER says Blaine and Conkling are to be united, with the little Times to lead them. It has been arranged, we believe, that the reconciliation shall take place with bare knuckles, and that there shall in no event be more than thirty rounds. PRESIDENT McCosh's EXAMPLE is not good. | Somebody should instruct the young men of Princeton to ignore imagined slights and to preserve a dignified bearing against small annoyances, There is a kind of venerable childishness that is not pleasing. Wave Hampton says he believes in giving office to competent and worthy black men. Are we assuming too much when we say that he is ready to surrender his seat in the senate | to one of them, or would he prefer to surren- der some other gentleman’s position ? THE TARIFF DISCUSSION urged by leading Democrats is not likely to be lively. For in- | stance, the Democratic talkers insist that there |can't be free trade and therefore there are no free-traders. It reminds one of the cautious pugilist who retired at the beginning of the first round. WE MISS THOSE inspiring words, ‘t Have BETWEEN mean ter bu'st inter no dr rooms.” you registered ?” and ‘‘ Vote for Dusenbery How sweet they were! What an aching void their absence creates! But their loss may eventually be overcome. The great dailies have more space for other matter. The great editors can call each other thieves and liars now. The Curistmas Jupoe will have an illumi- nated cover. It will be double the size of the present issue. It will have the best Christ- mas pictures and the best Christmas matter, It will be issued about the 15th of December, News-dealers and lovers of good art and goot literature, look out for the Curistmas JuDGE. NO LUCK IN ODD NUMBERS. Thirteen boodlers met and accepted $22,000, Perhaps they imagined for a time that they had vindicated their indifference to the odd number ; but inasmuch as two are dead, one is insane, three are informers, three are exiles, and the rest are going to state prison, it has apparently got the best of them. Look at this lay-out of boodlers and say whether it pays a man to be honest whether he has any fun or not. LET US MOVE DELIBERATELY. *“Who knows,” asks the Elmira Advertiser, “what Mr. Evarts’s views are on any of the questions which Republicans deem most im- portant?” What's the use of being in such a deuced hurry? Mr. Evarts will proclaim his views just as soon as he knows what they are. “Beg yer parding, ladies. I kinder lost my way ‘round this ‘ere theatre, but I didn't