Judge — December 4, 1886 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Judge and the Play. The younger members of a fashionable Newport club last season challenged the married men of the organ- ization to a game of base ball. The latter demanded the right to name the um- ; pire, and this being con- ceded at once pounced upon Mr. Wm. R. Travers, ex- plained the situation, and asked if he would officiate in that capacity. “ Y- yes,” said Travers, ‘‘and b-b-by th-th-thun- der, they're li-li-licked already.” The genial William was about thesame time calling upon a friend, when one of the young ladies of the house began singing in a more or less interesting manner. At the conclusion of the concert, Travers, who had seemingly been a profound listener to the music, turned to a friend and remarked, ‘If th-th-that’s ‘the tu-tu-tune I th-th-think it is, it’s p-p-pretty d— g-g-good.” An unappreciative scribe informs us that Mary Anderson has been making periodical isits to the home of William Black, the novel- ist, and that the natives just as periodically grabbed for their winter flannels and bear-skin overcoats, and hustled into the next county. Mrs, Langtry’s horse “Pauline,” and Miss Marguerite Fish’s dog ‘‘ Immense” (or words to that effect) haven't had perhaps quite as much fun as Miss Cameron's Lord Lonsdale, but they've made just as much noise anda great deal more money. It is a question which attracts more attention on the street, Miss Marguerite Fish, or Miss eFish's dog. The one is four feet | ‘en inches in height, and the other four feet three. For a plain, every-day dog, it is gen- erally considered that this i is doing pretty well. Miss Shamie Sherwood is the unblushing leader of the Amazon march in a traveling vangeline” company. A young woman name like that who can walk through and Illinois attired in nothing more elab- orate than the consumptive garb of an Ainazon isa born satirist. Margaret Mather, who comes to the Union Square the latter part of this month, has re- duced the west to a state of enthusiasm one degree removed from idiocy, some dramatic writers going so far as to record their admira- tion in verse. When aman reaches this stage there is little hope of recovery outside of Can- ada or the county ji Modjeska has scored another success in the zation of Balzac’s novel ‘‘ Les Chou- which she recently brought cut at the n Square. The new play has but one and that is the incoherency with which the different acts are built around one another. 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